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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Jun 17, 1:08pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Jun 17, 1:08pm
Star Wars Episode I:The Phantom Menace. Model maker Michael Lynch created a mock crowd by cutting and painting 450,000 cotton swabs. To simulate cheering, filmmakers placed fans beneath the setup.
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Ceffer
2024 Jun 18, 1:04am
Ceffer
2024 Jun 18, 1:04am
Perpetual motion Tesla machine. Get the spinning engine started, and it continues to operate even after the electrical crank is turned off. Watch out, though, the Rockefellers may assassinate you.
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Ceffer
2024 Jun 18, 12:51pm
Ceffer
2024 Jun 18, 12:51pm
"You only like me for sex."
"Well, you have to admit, it's a hell of an incentive."
"Well, you have to admit, it's a hell of an incentive."
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clambo
2024 Jun 19, 7:01am
I don't know why Rico didn't choose the hottest of the two; but, my guess is opportunity is the difference.
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Ceffer
2024 Jun 19, 10:16am
Ceffer
2024 Jun 19, 10:16am
The_Deplorable says
When our Pomeranians were alive, the female would regularly run at the male and butt the food out of his mouth and she would eat it. Male female relations being what they are and 'female privilege', he would just look baffled and let her get away with it. It was hilarious to watch. She'd see something she liked in his mouth and would take off like a spring loaded launch missile.
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When our Pomeranians were alive, the female would regularly run at the male and butt the food out of his mouth and she would eat it. Male female relations being what they are and 'female privilege', he would just look baffled and let her get away with it. It was hilarious to watch. She'd see something she liked in his mouth and would take off like a spring loaded launch missile.
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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Jun 19, 12:43pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Jun 19, 12:43pm
clambo says
Carmen may have been the hotter of the two, but Dizzy was the one that actually loved him.
Verhoeven said that test audiences HATED Carmen. They ended up cutting scenes with her being a slutty bitch. Especially with her and the other guy.
I don't know why Rico didn't choose the hottest of the two; but, my guess is opportunity is the difference.
Carmen may have been the hotter of the two, but Dizzy was the one that actually loved him.
Verhoeven said that test audiences HATED Carmen. They ended up cutting scenes with her being a slutty bitch. Especially with her and the other guy.
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FarmersWon
2024 Jun 19, 4:15pm
FarmersWon
2024 Jun 19, 4:15pm
Ceffer says
ATT fiber can convert them to Ethernet ports.
Also ATT can put PoE( Power over Ethernet).
ATT fiber can convert them to Ethernet ports.
Also ATT can put PoE( Power over Ethernet).
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Ceffer
2024 Jun 19, 10:29pm
Ceffer
2024 Jun 19, 10:29pm
UkraineIsTotallyFucked says
I don't know why, but Denise Richards holds scarce appeal for me. She looks like every empty headed, vain cheerleader rolled into one. I might bang the muffalata under an assumed name and bail, but that would be about it.
I do feel sorry for her with the Charlie Sheen fiasco, though, where she showed some character.
Carmen may have been the hotter of the two, but Dizzy was the one that actually loved him.
I don't know why, but Denise Richards holds scarce appeal for me. She looks like every empty headed, vain cheerleader rolled into one. I might bang the muffalata under an assumed name and bail, but that would be about it.
I do feel sorry for her with the Charlie Sheen fiasco, though, where she showed some character.
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