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Ceffer
2026 Jan 7, 10:58pm
Ceffer
2026 Jan 7, 10:58pm
All those horror movies, and all this time, the Chinese Cleaver was mightier than the alien monster. Predator monsters are probably too gamey for Won Ton.
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Ceffer
2026 Jan 9, 12:24am
Ceffer
2026 Jan 9, 12:24am
Pretty good CGI if it is, or, another Montauk Experiment with a cruise ship? Was this ever in the Bermuda Triangle? Wooo.
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MolotovCocktail
2026 Jan 15, 5:25pm
MolotovCocktail
2026 Jan 15, 5:25pm
I was offered sex with a 21-year-old girl today...
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.
Of course, I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.
Just as strong as Ajax, the super-strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.
Of course, I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower.
Just as strong as Ajax, the super-strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
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floki
2026 Jan 16, 10:58am
He held his "high moral standards and strong will willpower" by refusing the boom boom.
Hope it was worth it !
Hope it was worth it !
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Ceffer
2026 Jan 17, 11:56am
Ceffer
2026 Jan 17, 11:56am
"Honey, what happened to you?" "I got beat up by a lady wielding a dildo at the station. But, it was a really big dildo!"
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floki
2026 Jan 17, 1:02pm
Ceffer says
11.8" here !!!!
"Honey, what happened to you?" "I got beat up by a lady wielding a dildo at the station. But, it was a really big dildo!"
11.8" here !!!!
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