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10105   Tenpoundbass   2025 Feb 27, 5:57am  

Ceffer says

I wonder if her guardian angel is available for hire?


Suddenly Suzan realized that she indeed doesn't have every right to walk down the street with the flow of traffic.
10107   Tenpoundbass   2025 Feb 27, 11:57am  

Obviously this was before Obama.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zavQRGSENlk


10109   Patrick   2025 Feb 27, 9:50pm  

I loved those planes. They should be made once again.
10110   RWSGFY   2025 Feb 27, 9:55pm  

Patrick says

I loved those planes. They should be made once again.


They never stopped making them: https://a.co/d/4yMjYVf
10111   Patrick   2025 Feb 28, 12:27am  

$16.94 for a couple of thin pieces of balsa wood?
10114   Tenpoundbass   2025 Feb 28, 9:38am  

Patrick says


I loved those planes. They should be made once again.


I liked the ones with the rubber band propellers though, the throw gliders weren't that good.
I remember how fragile and just how short-lived the fun lasted with those. Sort of like the cap guns, it's seemed like the firing mechanism broke before we ran out cap rolls. Then we would have to sit around with a hammer hitting each dot, learning what it's like to smash your finger.
10115   Patrick   2025 Feb 28, 9:58am  

There was a "delta wing" styrofoam model which flew very well and never broke. Those must have been even cheaper to make.
10116   HeadSet   2025 Feb 28, 12:31pm  

Patrick says

I loved those planes. They should be made once again.

Making paper planes was fun as well.
10117   RWSGFY   2025 Feb 28, 12:56pm  

Patrick says

$16.94 for a couple of thin pieces of balsa wood?


$3.38 per plane. How much did it cost when you
played with it back in the day?
10118   RC2006   2025 Feb 28, 1:55pm  

RWSGFY says

Patrick says


$16.94 for a couple of thin pieces of balsa wood?


$3.38 per plane. How much did it cost when you
played with it back in the day?

They still make them my youngest just bought one .
10119   Patrick   2025 Feb 28, 2:44pm  

RWSGFY says


How much did it cost when you
played with it back in the day?


The image above says ten cents. So even with inflation they should not be more than 82 cents now:

https://www.in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/1970?amount=10
10120   Ceffer   2025 Mar 1, 11:55am  

Only rarely is this spot by Capitola city ever lit up for surfing, but today it is the sweet spot of choice.

10128   Ceffer   2025 Mar 2, 5:44pm  



10129   Ceffer   2025 Mar 2, 5:45pm  

Tenpoundbass says





I recommend you avoid Orgasm Creek.
10131   Ceffer   2025 Mar 3, 1:57am  



10132   Ceffer   2025 Mar 3, 1:58am  



10133   Ceffer   2025 Mar 3, 1:58am  



10140   DeportLibtards   2025 Mar 5, 5:19pm  

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:

• Officer: May I see your driver's license?

• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.

• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?

• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.

• Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?

• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.

• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?

• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain.

The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:

• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?

• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?

• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.

• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.

• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.


10141   Patrick   2025 Mar 5, 5:53pm  

Is it a crime to lie to a police officer?

My brother-in-law was a police officer and told me they lie to suspect all the time. It's standard operating procedure. "Drop the gun, we won't prosecute you!" Lol.
10142   Ceffer   2025 Mar 5, 6:14pm  

Patrick says


Is it a crime to lie to a police officer?

It's a one way crime, which is why you never say shit about shit to them and the primary rule is never let them in your house and say nothing aside from identifying yourself. Name, rank and serial number then STFU. Whatever ingratiating interrogation shit they come up with, presume it is a lie, which is why the attorney barrier is required whether you like it or not (lawyers are also licensed to lie, at least until things get to court). A lot of the J6 guys were fingered by themselves to the FBI who told them they were just conducting random interviews for 'national security', and were arrested on the spot on the basis of what came out of their own mouths.

The TV shows are not reality, and for dramatic purposes, they always show perps tricked and spilling the beans. Do you really think they are going to have a team of 10 to 20 genius cops investigating your murder? If it isn't obviously some acquaintance of family member, you'll wind up in the cold case file. San Francisco has a murder clearance rate of 50 percent, which means odds are pretty good if you commit a murder that isn't too obvious or stupidly executed, you will get away with it. Also, many murders aren't even classified as murders for bureaucratic convenience.

The Satanic Ritual abuse assassin (when a child, no less) Nathan Reynolds was asked if he was concerned about the murders he committed under the influence and he said not at all. He said the murders were sanctioned by the hierarchies, and the Freemason apparatus get notice of what is to be investigated and what will never be investigated in any meaningful way.

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