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MolotovCocktail says

How girls use protection these days:

Yeah, and watch here use that same rubber when she gets drunk and picked up.

I think everybody has had at least one date experience like this.

The classic cockblock.

I love truth in advertising.

LOL!

Seagull almost had smoke blown up its ass.

Nothing worse than going on a carnival ride and getting hit with an implant.

Oh, great. Now crows are getting in on the Freudian gig.

Coneheads, LOL! Hybridized by the aliens to have higher intelligence and more robust ESP to be our prison guards and deliverers of the flesh harvests.




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Ceffer says

The exorcism with the MAGA hat was awesome. A quality deep fale.

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Air is necessary for splashing. No air, no splash, just a spreading out.

What an annoying saying. It doesn't even acknowledge the fun and treachery of trolling, or picking up a nice payday for being an agitprop repeating station.

Patrick says

Possession is nine tenths of the repo. Courts in the ghetto areas apparently spend a lot of time reminding them that they still have to make payments past the first one.

When I worked in Pittsburg, not a single person I could ever remember who came into the business had a positive credit report.

Patrick says

Where is the motor? Very impressive single rotor engineering.

I'm not entirely sure it's real, but maybe the outboard motor is on the floor, somehow driving that propeller.

Patrick says

I'm not entirely sure it's real,

It cannot be real. A motor big enough to drive the rotors would not fit in the floor of that small boat. Also, in the 60s and 70s boat motors were two-stroke that produced lots of smoke and no smoke is seen here. An electric motor capable of powering that rotor would require lots of lead-acid batteries that would be too heavy for that boat to fly. Also, single rotor cyclic and collective with one control on the swashplate is a miracle in that he can have the back moving rotor blade flatten to give forward thrust without the boat yawing. A gyroplane would require a separate propeller that provides thrust, as no thrust from the rotor.

Yup. This checks out:

Doesn't need any dialogue. Works the same everywhere on earth.

Patrick says

Doesn't need any dialogue. Works the same everywhere on earth.

Yes. Clearly staged yet 100% true at the same time.

Women have better color vision than men on average, and there is a theory that this is because they needed it to select the best fruits and vegetables while the men were out hunting. Men didn't need it as much.

Patrick says

Women have better color vision than men on average, and there is a theory that this is because they needed it to select the best fruits and vegetables while the men were out hunting. Men didn't need it as much.

and smaller feet so they can stand closer to the stove. :)

Just wait til they encounter UFO metal.

Looks like another 'Exoneration and Glorification of Stupidity, Violence, and Suicidal Behavior' with the stock characters for the Great Decerebration and Frontal Lobotomy Project. Extremely advanced and realistic CGI.

I remember my nephew playing the original GTA which amazed me with its idiotic brutality (running down groups of nuns got you bonus points). I played a later version for a bit, but got tired of the endless driving around freeways to get to operations.