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Ceffer
2025 Aug 5, 10:27pm
Ceffer
2025 Aug 5, 10:27pm
They got tired of cleaning the spooey off of it, and the pigeon's union was complaining that they never got equal time.
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Ceffer
2025 Aug 5, 11:21pm
Ceffer
2025 Aug 5, 11:21pm
Mummies of alien-AI hybrids? It's rumored that the 'Grays' are such an amalgam. Part flesh, part machine.
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Ceffer
2025 Aug 6, 2:36pm
Ceffer
2025 Aug 6, 2:36pm
So, instead of fresh, clean, new dildos, we have kiestered dildos raining down on the court? That's shitty.
MolotovCocktail says
MolotovCocktail says
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rocketjoe79
2025 Aug 8, 7:22pm
rocketjoe79
2025 Aug 8, 7:22pm
Patrick says
One more for the List:
Not "I did that on accident" but "I did that BY accident."
Either that, or I get to say "I did that by purpose." R-tards.
One more for the List:
Not "I did that on accident" but "I did that BY accident."
Either that, or I get to say "I did that by purpose." R-tards.
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Patrick
2025 Aug 9, 7:57pm
Patrick
2025 Aug 9, 7:57pm
I don't get it. End of Twilight, but who's the black guy? Diddy?
I don't know how Twilight ended.
I don't know how Twilight ended.
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stereotomy
2025 Aug 9, 9:36pm
stereotomy
2025 Aug 9, 9:36pm
Patrick says
"The world is a vampire . . . "
I don't get it. End of Twilight, but who's the black guy? Diddy?
I don't know how Twilight ended.
"The world is a vampire . . . "
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MolotovCocktail
2025 Aug 9, 9:59pm
MolotovCocktail
2025 Aug 9, 9:59pm
Patrick says
You never saw Demolition Man...now you admit that you never saw Blade?
You got something against Wesley Snipes, @Patrick?
End of Twilight, but who's the black guy? Diddy?
You never saw Demolition Man...now you admit that you never saw Blade?
You got something against Wesley Snipes, @Patrick?
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Ceffer
2025 Aug 9, 10:09pm
Ceffer
2025 Aug 9, 10:09pm
Patrick says
Blade shows up to relieve us of the burden of this sodden vampire soap opera by executing the principles.
I don't get it. End of Twilight, but who's the black guy? Diddy?
I don't know how Twilight ended.
Blade shows up to relieve us of the burden of this sodden vampire soap opera by executing the principles.
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MolotovCocktail
2025 Aug 10, 5:56pm
MolotovCocktail
2025 Aug 10, 5:56pm
Patrick says
ST:TNG episode "The Inner Light". It's like the 2nd most popular episode ever and my personal fav.
MolotovCocktail says
I don't get this one either.
ST:TNG episode "The Inner Light". It's like the 2nd most popular episode ever and my personal fav.
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Patrick
2025 Aug 10, 6:00pm
Patrick
2025 Aug 10, 6:00pm
MolotovCocktail says
What do flutes have to do with it?
ST:TNG episode "The Inner Light". It's like the 2nd most popular episode ever and my personal fav.
What do flutes have to do with it?
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