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Ceffer
2025 Aug 5, 10:27pm
Ceffer
2025 Aug 5, 10:27pm
They got tired of cleaning the spooey off of it, and the pigeon's union was complaining that they never got equal time.
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Ceffer
2025 Aug 5, 11:21pm
Ceffer
2025 Aug 5, 11:21pm
Mummies of alien-AI hybrids? It's rumored that the 'Grays' are such an amalgam. Part flesh, part machine.
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Ceffer
2025 Aug 6, 2:36pm
Ceffer
2025 Aug 6, 2:36pm
So, instead of fresh, clean, new dildos, we have kiestered dildos raining down on the court? That's shitty.
MolotovCocktail says
MolotovCocktail says
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rocketjoe79
2025 Aug 8, 7:22pm
rocketjoe79
2025 Aug 8, 7:22pm
Patrick says
One more for the List:
Not "I did that on accident" but "I did that BY accident."
Either that, or I get to say "I did that by purpose." R-tards.
One more for the List:
Not "I did that on accident" but "I did that BY accident."
Either that, or I get to say "I did that by purpose." R-tards.
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Patrick
2025 Aug 9, 7:57pm
Patrick
2025 Aug 9, 7:57pm
I don't get it. End of Twilight, but who's the black guy? Diddy?
I don't know how Twilight ended.
I don't know how Twilight ended.
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stereotomy
2025 Aug 9, 9:36pm
stereotomy
2025 Aug 9, 9:36pm
Patrick says
"The world is a vampire . . . "
I don't get it. End of Twilight, but who's the black guy? Diddy?
I don't know how Twilight ended.
"The world is a vampire . . . "
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MolotovCocktail
2025 Aug 9, 9:59pm
MolotovCocktail
2025 Aug 9, 9:59pm
Patrick says
You never saw Demolition Man...now you admit that you never saw Blade?
You got something against Wesley Snipes, @Patrick?
End of Twilight, but who's the black guy? Diddy?
You never saw Demolition Man...now you admit that you never saw Blade?
You got something against Wesley Snipes, @Patrick?
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Ceffer
2025 Aug 9, 10:09pm
Ceffer
2025 Aug 9, 10:09pm
Patrick says
Blade shows up to relieve us of the burden of this sodden vampire soap opera by executing the principles.
I don't get it. End of Twilight, but who's the black guy? Diddy?
I don't know how Twilight ended.
Blade shows up to relieve us of the burden of this sodden vampire soap opera by executing the principles.
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MolotovCocktail
2025 Aug 10, 5:56pm
MolotovCocktail
2025 Aug 10, 5:56pm
Patrick says
ST:TNG episode "The Inner Light". It's like the 2nd most popular episode ever and my personal fav.
MolotovCocktail says
I don't get this one either.
ST:TNG episode "The Inner Light". It's like the 2nd most popular episode ever and my personal fav.
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Patrick
2025 Aug 10, 6:00pm
Patrick
2025 Aug 10, 6:00pm
MolotovCocktail says
What do flutes have to do with it?
ST:TNG episode "The Inner Light". It's like the 2nd most popular episode ever and my personal fav.
What do flutes have to do with it?
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stereotomy
2025 Aug 10, 8:56pm
stereotomy
2025 Aug 10, 8:56pm
Patrick says
Picard lives an entire lifetime in 25 minutes because the probe connects with his mind, and along the way, he learns to play the flute.
When the probe deactivates and is recovered, there's a box with the flute inside.
It really is among the best STNG episodes.
MolotovCocktail says
ST:TNG episode "The Inner Light". It's like the 2nd most popular episode ever and my personal fav.
What do flutes have to do with it?
Picard lives an entire lifetime in 25 minutes because the probe connects with his mind, and along the way, he learns to play the flute.
When the probe deactivates and is recovered, there's a box with the flute inside.
It really is among the best STNG episodes.
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