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Ceffer
2025 Nov 3, 6:18pm
Ceffer
2025 Nov 3, 6:18pm
Seagulls are pretty vicious little dinosaurs. They're beautiful but not cuddly.
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Patrick
2025 Nov 3, 8:31pm
Patrick
2025 Nov 3, 8:31pm
Ceffer says
In San Francisco, I once saw a pigeon fly into a window and fall onto the street, stunned. Instantly a seagull flew up, pecked it to death, ripped its guts out, and ate them.
I really don't care what happens to any seagull anymore.
Seagulls are pretty vicious little dinosaurs.
In San Francisco, I once saw a pigeon fly into a window and fall onto the street, stunned. Instantly a seagull flew up, pecked it to death, ripped its guts out, and ate them.
I really don't care what happens to any seagull anymore.
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Ceffer
2025 Nov 3, 10:30pm
Ceffer
2025 Nov 3, 10:30pm
Patrick says
Pelicans will swallow pigeons whole. Not much has changed in dinosaur world.
I really don't care what happens to any seagull anymore.
Pelicans will swallow pigeons whole. Not much has changed in dinosaur world.
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Ceffer
2025 Nov 4, 12:26pm
Ceffer
2025 Nov 4, 12:26pm
Did they just dig one up from the pound that looked the same? Have you ever heard of anybody cloning a wife? Once screaming in each ear. Stereo menstrual rage.
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rocketjoe79
2025 Nov 5, 11:30am
rocketjoe79
2025 Nov 5, 11:30am
The Roadrunner-Coyote video is AI generated. No predator behavior on that Coyote.
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The_Deplorable
2025 Nov 6, 9:45pm
RWSGFY says
Nonsense. The shortest distance on a sphere between two points is the great-circle
distance - not the straight line.
Nonsense. The shortest distance on a sphere between two points is the great-circle
distance - not the straight line.
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stereotomy
2025 Nov 6, 11:05pm
stereotomy
2025 Nov 6, 11:05pm
The_Deplorable says
Not to flat-Earthers, which most musselmen are,
RWSGFY says
Nonsense. The shortest distance on a sphere between two points is the great-circle
distance - not the straight line.
Not to flat-Earthers, which most musselmen are,
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RWSGFY
2025 Nov 7, 6:23am
RWSGFY
2025 Nov 7, 6:23am
The_Deplorable says
That was before AI, bub.
RWSGFY says
Nonsense. The shortest distance on a sphere between two points is the great-circle
distance - not the straight line.
That was before AI, bub.
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258d13dd
2025 Nov 10, 4:52am
I love the hysteria about Mamdani.
It makes me laugh in a way the idiot woke-left never quite could.
I guess they were more threatening.
The stupid 'islam wants to destroy us' crowd is so enfeebled they can't really put together a clear vision of what they want, except:
get the government to start a bunch of wars and kill millions of innocent people in the Middle East for the Joos, who will take greater and greater control of the US and Europe.
Oh, wait, I was wrong.
I am scared of that.
It makes me laugh in a way the idiot woke-left never quite could.
I guess they were more threatening.
The stupid 'islam wants to destroy us' crowd is so enfeebled they can't really put together a clear vision of what they want, except:
get the government to start a bunch of wars and kill millions of innocent people in the Middle East for the Joos, who will take greater and greater control of the US and Europe.
Oh, wait, I was wrong.
I am scared of that.
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clambo
2025 Nov 10, 6:10am
What I want is no muslims in the USA, and particularly none in government.
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Tenpoundbass
2025 Nov 10, 6:35am
Tenpoundbass
2025 Nov 10, 6:35am
258d13dd says
I for one am glad he came along. The Pisspunk Liberals that fancy themselves as a Democrat Socialist, needs to really understand, that Communism has been tried and failed every time.
We all know the know it all lazy punk ass Gen Z and Milleys, will never take the wise words of advice from the experienced elders who has lived through it. Let them know what it's like to salivate over a can of dog food.
I love the hysteria about Mamdani.
I for one am glad he came along. The Pisspunk Liberals that fancy themselves as a Democrat Socialist, needs to really understand, that Communism has been tried and failed every time.
We all know the know it all lazy punk ass Gen Z and Milleys, will never take the wise words of advice from the experienced elders who has lived through it. Let them know what it's like to salivate over a can of dog food.
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DemoralizerOfPanicans
2025 Nov 11, 12:55pm
DemoralizerOfPanicans
2025 Nov 11, 12:55pm
Tenpoundbass says
But TPB, don't you remember when your parents ordered delivery every night back in the 70s and 80s? Like 5x a week?
And having two jetskis, a Hunter 22 boat at the docks, a 4/2.5 house, and a brand new Bitchin' Camaro all by 25 years of age?
We all know the know it all lazy punk ass Gen Z and Milleys, will never take the wise words of advice from the experienced elders who has lived through it. Let them know what it's like to salivate over a can of dog food.
But TPB, don't you remember when your parents ordered delivery every night back in the 70s and 80s? Like 5x a week?
And having two jetskis, a Hunter 22 boat at the docks, a 4/2.5 house, and a brand new Bitchin' Camaro all by 25 years of age?
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