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Ceffer
2022 Sep 12, 9:42am
Ceffer
2022 Sep 12, 9:42am
stfu says
Yes. Gummy bears are all close relatives. Everybody knows that.
That strongly implies incest
Yes. Gummy bears are all close relatives. Everybody knows that.
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Patrick
2022 Sep 13, 1:59pm
Testing my new single-button file upload with blonde woman looking away from steering wheel.
Patrick
2022 Sep 13, 1:59pm
Testing my new single-button file upload with blonde woman looking away from steering wheel.
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Ceffer
2022 Sep 14, 10:29am
Ceffer
2022 Sep 14, 10:29am
"I said just take a little off the sides, not remand me to Satan." Napalm hair gel, when vaccines didn't do the job!
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Sep 14, 10:54am
Tenpoundbass
2022 Sep 14, 10:54am
Hair people are like Doctors. They don't have a clue to what chemicals they are putting on your hair, or making you breathe.
They just prescribe what ever is in the bottle.
They just prescribe what ever is in the bottle.
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2022 Sep 14, 11:20am
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2022 Sep 14, 11:20am
Ceffer says
my god what the fuck was that? made in china factory recall?
"I said just take a little off the sides, not remand me to Satan." Napalm hair gel, when vaccines didn't do the job!
my god what the fuck was that? made in china factory recall?
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Patrick
2022 Sep 14, 12:01pm
Patrick
2022 Sep 14, 12:01pm
First moment of ignition:
I have no idea how that could happen. How much power was going into that thing?
I have no idea how that could happen. How much power was going into that thing?
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Patrick
2022 Sep 14, 9:55pm
Patrick
2022 Sep 14, 9:55pm
Ceffer says
I thought you were kidding, but maybe that's close to what happened:
https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/exploding-hair-dryer-sparked-fatal-barbershop-fire-video/
"I said just take a little off the sides, not remand me to Satan." Napalm hair gel, when vaccines didn't do the job!
I thought you were kidding, but maybe that's close to what happened:
The cause of the inferno is yet unclear; however, experts have blamed the blaze on excessive use of methanol-based aftershave. They believe that the barbershop’s shoddy ventilation system resulted in the chemical infiltrating the hair dryer. Then, when the device was switched on, it ignited a fire in the heating coil like an accidental Molotov cocktail.
https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/exploding-hair-dryer-sparked-fatal-barbershop-fire-video/
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richwicks
2022 Sep 14, 10:01pm
richwicks
2022 Sep 14, 10:01pm
Ceffer says
Haha, I'm not going to slut shame her, but I sure as shit wouldn't sleep with her. So gross.
I hope she at least worked as a prostitute. That I could understand.
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Haha, I'm not going to slut shame her, but I sure as shit wouldn't sleep with her. So gross.
I hope she at least worked as a prostitute. That I could understand.
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Sep 14, 11:04pm
Tenpoundbass
2022 Sep 14, 11:04pm
Patrick says
He was probably running a hustle, and instead of putting the hair treatment he sold the guy, he probably used hand sanitizer for hair gel and the fumes ignited.
Microsoft Malware tech support by day, barber by night.
I have no idea how that could happen.
He was probably running a hustle, and instead of putting the hair treatment he sold the guy, he probably used hand sanitizer for hair gel and the fumes ignited.
Microsoft Malware tech support by day, barber by night.
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Patrick
2022 Sep 15, 3:16pm
Patrick
2022 Sep 15, 3:16pm
Eric Holder says
Here's the video:
I think the string pulls her back just in time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/xcqkn0/stuntwoman_training/
Here's the video:
I think the string pulls her back just in time.
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rocketjoe79
2022 Sep 16, 10:25pm
rocketjoe79
2022 Sep 16, 10:25pm
Patrick says
Stunt training
Eric Holder says
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/xcqkn0/stuntwoman_training/
Here's the video:
I think the string pulls her back just in time.
Stunt training
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Ceffer
2022 Sep 18, 11:54am
Ceffer
2022 Sep 18, 11:54am
Yeah, but when push comes to shove, she'll still be telling you to take out the garbage.
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capnobvious
2022 Sep 20, 3:50pm
Some folks here like men, so thought I'd share...
(homo porn redacted)
(homo porn redacted)
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Sep 21, 8:31am
Tenpoundbass
2022 Sep 21, 8:31am
ZipperTits says
Any idiot using Nyquil after the FDA warning about cooking chicken in Nyquil. Has a Deathwish.
The FDA said, that heating Nyquil up could release toxic poisonous gases that could kill you.
I think I'll stick with my ZInc, D3, C, and Tonic water to nurse and avoid Cold and Flu.
I could even through it in a pot of Chicken and no one would be harmed in the process.
Any idiot using Nyquil after the FDA warning about cooking chicken in Nyquil. Has a Deathwish.
The FDA said, that heating Nyquil up could release toxic poisonous gases that could kill you.
I think I'll stick with my ZInc, D3, C, and Tonic water to nurse and avoid Cold and Flu.
I could even through it in a pot of Chicken and no one would be harmed in the process.
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