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5090   Patrick   2022 Nov 23, 12:50pm  

Ceffer says

Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.


Yes, apparently like the related language Hawiian, which also uses P for F.

A "half non-Hawaiian" is "hapa haole".
5092   ElYorsh   2022 Nov 23, 5:20pm  

Ceffer says

Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.

Fifty five is pipty pive. They are from the Pilipeenes
5094   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 23, 6:23pm  

richwicks says

OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?


Side to side to get rid of the over burden first, then back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.
5096   DD214   2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm  

Tenpoundbass says

hen back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.


I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?
5097   DD214   2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm  

5098   DD214   2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm  

5100   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 24, 2:33pm  

DD214 says

I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?

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When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.
5102   DD214   2022 Nov 25, 10:24am  

Tenpoundbass says


When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.


Got it, at first I thought you had a independent 3rd party inspecting the exit point with each trip to the toilet.

It also pays to be able to distinguish to some degree what blood you are looking at it. Not all of it is cause for alarm.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/14612-rectal-bleeding
5103   DD214   2022 Nov 25, 10:24am  

5104   DD214   2022 Nov 25, 10:31am  

5105   Onvacation   2022 Nov 25, 11:20am  

CATCH AND RELEASE
5106   Ceffer   2022 Nov 25, 11:38am  

The cell phone lived a long, happy life back in the comforts of mother ocean, but sharks and the fishies were shocked, I tell you, shocked by the sinful selfys.
5109   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Nov 26, 8:38am  

Patrick says






Are the bundling with a Sawzall for Black Friday?
5110   DD214   2022 Nov 26, 10:13am  

@Ceffer - I will make sure I use the appropriate term (Butt Hole Bread) for stuffing from this day on. That is hilarious and then some.
5111   DD214   2022 Nov 26, 10:14am  

5112   DD214   2022 Nov 26, 10:19am  

5117   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 29, 6:33am  

Patrick says







I've noticed nobody talks with their hands anymore. People lack passion about what they are saying. Passion for what you are saying, has been replaced with the urgent need to REEEEEE when repeating the latest thing you heard on Cable News.
5118   Onvacation   2022 Nov 29, 8:21pm  

Start at 1:10
5119   Hugh_Mongous   2022 Nov 29, 9:01pm  

Onvacation says

Start at 1:10



NO!
5120   DD214   2022 Nov 30, 6:15am  

5121   DD214   2022 Nov 30, 6:15am  

5122   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 30, 7:51am  

DD214 says





It's a drill if you're trying to knock a hole above an outlet or wall switch to get at the romex connector strain relief screws.
5123   DD214   2022 Nov 30, 1:59pm  

5124   DD214   2022 Dec 1, 7:46am  

5125   DD214   2022 Dec 1, 7:46am  

5126   DD214   2022 Dec 1, 7:57am  

BEST EVER AC-DC impression by Jim Breuer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV1E_5xei6E
5127   Hircus   2022 Dec 1, 2:43pm  

Cocaine Bear | Official Trailer [HD] - YouTube
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI
5128   Onvacation   2022 Dec 2, 6:49am  

2001 for sure!

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