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5702   Onvacation   2023 Apr 13, 11:36am  

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!
5703   Ceffer   2023 Apr 13, 11:51am  

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?
5704   Ceffer   2023 Apr 13, 12:33pm  

A guy is having problems with his teeth, so he goes to the Dentist. The Dentist takes a look and say "I see the problem, I need to pull 3 of your teeth" and reaches for a syringe. The guy says "No no I'm scared to death of needles"
The Dentist says "Well, what about laughing gas? " The guy says "I can't, I'm too claustrophobic to have that mask over my face".
The Dentist says "What about pills ?"
The guy says "Oh that's fine, I can take pills".
So the Dentist reaches in a drawer, hands the man a pill and he takes it.
The guy says "What did you give me ? "
The Dentist says "Viagra"
He says "Why in hell would you give me Viagra ?"

The Dentist says "Well, in about half an hour when I start pulling them teeth, you're gonna need something to hold on to"
5705   Onvacation   2023 Apr 13, 12:59pm  

Ceffer says

Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

I have no idea. At first I thought it was an old movie with a new narrator, but it soon became clear that it was satire. By 5:25, when they showed the phallic logo and motto of where dad packed fudge, "Creamy Pleasure Candy, home o' the nut cluster." I knew I had too much time on my hands and needed to get a life.

But first I had to share!
5706   richwicks   2023 Apr 13, 1:33pm  

Onvacation says


Ceffer says


Onvacation says

Billy's dad is a fudge packer!

Was this one from 'John Waters' studios?

I have no idea. At first I thought it was an old movie with a new narrator, but it soon became clear that it was satire. By 5:25, when they showed the phallic logo and motto of where dad packed fudge, "Creamy Pleasure Candy, home o' the nut cluster." I knew I had too much time on my hands and needed to get a life.

But first I had to share!



I was pretty certain it was either MadTV or In Living Color. I confuse them because they were both pretty good an inventive back in the day. Anyhow, I'm wrong:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy's_Dad_Is_a_Fudge-Packer!

I recognize some people from either MadTV or In Living Color though. This was done as a film short, and wasn't even on television as far as I know.
5707   Ceffer   2023 Apr 13, 7:09pm  

You only THINK you are too busy for that walk.
5709   Patrick   2023 Apr 14, 10:29am  




Not a job I'd want.
5712   Ceffer   2023 Apr 15, 7:36am  

Sorry, not marriage material:
5716   Tenpoundbass   2023 Apr 16, 9:46am  

Patrick says






The puzzle states sharing the apple between "Three" people. So going Fatwah on one, so two can each have an apple. Isn't a valid answer.
5717   Patrick   2023 Apr 16, 9:47am  

The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.

The joke is the fatwah answer occurring to the monkey.
5722   Ceffer   2023 Apr 16, 4:05pm  

Patrick says

The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.

Hmm, actually got this one right. Does that mean I am in an elite 6%, or a non-elite autistic driveling minority?
5723   RC2006   2023 Apr 16, 4:11pm  

Ceffer says

Patrick says


The real answer is to cut two of them into 2/3 and 1/3 piece at once.

Hmm, actually got this one right. Does that mean I am in an elite 6%, or a non-elite autistic driveling minority?

I thought the answer was to stab one person.
5724   Patrick   2023 Apr 16, 6:11pm  

That also works. Which is the joke.
5725   Onvacation   2023 Apr 18, 7:51am  

If you swing the blade just right you can get two carotid arteries with one swipe and have all the apples.
5726   Patrick   2023 Apr 18, 9:37am  

Next level: can you get the arteries and the apples without getting blood all over them?
5729   KgK one   2023 Apr 18, 11:39am  

Patrick says





If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm
5730   Ceffer   2023 Apr 18, 11:46am  

Does converting to pdf mean there is a God Font?
5731   Patrick   2023 Apr 18, 12:49pm  

KgK one says

If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm


Rich ethnically-based religions do not seek converts. So Jews discourage conversion to Judaism, and Parsis prohibit it entirely.
5732   1337irr   2023 Apr 18, 1:33pm  

KgK one says

Patrick says






If any religion is good for you, you don't need to convert people. What other groups need initiation process , hmm

I started my own cult in middle school, you all want to join?
5733   Patrick   2023 Apr 18, 1:34pm  

What does it cost and what do we get?

10% of income for unlimited virgins in heaven?
5734   Onvacation   2023 Apr 18, 5:34pm  

Patrick says

unlimited virgins in heaven

Careful what you wish for.
5735   richwicks   2023 Apr 18, 5:44pm  

Onvacation says

Patrick says


unlimited virgins in heaven

Careful what you wish for.


It would be a bunch of fat pasty video game players who died of heart attacks at 35.

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