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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,309,339 views  9,647 comments

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5803   HeadSet   2023 May 2, 9:23am  

Onvacation says

Virginia political ad.


Yes, and this guy was actually in prison, and had to be let out to do his legislative duties. He is in a majority Black district who just seems to love him despite the fact he is a middle-aged White man who knocked up a 17 year old Black girl. He did later marry her, though.
5804   ElYorsh   2023 May 2, 3:43pm  



5805   Patrick   2023 May 2, 4:04pm  

Years ago, I worked with a Filipino guy who pretended to be a woman. He was pretty convincing unless you saw him next to some real Filipinas. Then the illusion went away.

I think Asians look more feminine than white people do, and this gives their trannies an easier time passing.
5806   RC2006   2023 May 2, 4:15pm  

Seems like 50% of white trannies over 40 look like Ben Franklin.
5807   BayArea   2023 May 2, 10:49pm  

RC2006 says

Seems like 50% of white trannies over 40 look like Ben Franklin.


🤣
5808   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 3:22pm  

Is there a Zen condition that will allow you to get past this little blip in the Continuum? Apparently evading an angry spouse.
Fall actually looks survivable with the garbage pails breaking the fall.
5809   Ceffer   2023 May 4, 12:56pm  

Along with the other Unholy Knell Of Doom: "We need to talk."

5811   Ceffer   2023 May 5, 10:41pm  

They left out the part where Mom requested a different flight, because she knew what a klutz her daughter is and she only had her job through diversity quotas.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/45771
5812   richwicks   2023 May 5, 10:51pm  

Ceffer says


They left out the part where Mom requested a different flight, because she knew what a klutz her daughter is and she only had her job through diversity quotas.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/45771


I don't think women are less capable of being pilots then men. You don't have to be smart, you just have to have ice as blood.

Test pilots, aren't human. It's all about doing the job, and having no fear no matter what. I'm not capable of this. Imagine flying a plane at Mach 1 knowing this has never been done before, and it might kill you. Chuck Yeager did that. I have seen a video of a test pilot where he was in an experimental vertical take off and landing plane (VTOL) who talked his way through the entire time, beyond the time the plane flipped over then it crashed, and killed him. No sound of panic, just telemetry and observation the entire time.

It's a robotic mindset. Superhuman or subhuman. You chose what it is. I wouldn't die to test an engineer's design, and I'm an engineer. Maybe because I'm an engineer, I don't trust us. We fuck up. I've seen some horrible fuckups which I won't discuss with you because I respect NDA beyond my contract.

We do our best, but DO NOT BUY the first generation of anything. The first generation of a product, you're the free QA team, in fact, you pay for it. I have avoided working on things that involve life and death.
5818   Ceffer   2023 May 7, 10:38am  

An incomplete picture. Where's the dessert?
5819   HeadSet   2023 May 7, 11:41am  

Ceffer says

An incomplete picture. Where's the dessert?

The photographer was too slow.
5820   clambo   2023 May 7, 12:07pm  

Dessert=tres leches cake
5821   Onvacation   2023 May 7, 12:41pm  

running on empty
5822   Ceffer   2023 May 7, 10:54pm  

Thanks, Mom!
5824   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 8, 1:24pm  

Ceffer says

Thanks, Mom!

I get the feeling she knew falcons were in the area. The camera never once jolted, she was not startled, the camera didn't even follow the action.
Just a low key "oh my god".

She probably found it hard to care for, and nobody would take it.
5825   Ceffer   2023 May 8, 5:59pm  

Tenpoundbass says

She probably found it hard to care for, and nobody would take it.

Now, she has a pet falcon to take care of and is praying for a bald eagle.
5830   clambo   2023 May 12, 10:22am  

I would legally change my name if I were she.
5831   HeadSet   2023 May 12, 12:00pm  

clambo says

I would legally change my name if I were she.

Yes. "Tuna Cunt" is not quirky funny, it conjures something repulsive and diseased. Just like "Drippendick" would be.
5833   Ceffer   2023 May 12, 12:21pm  

If it isn't tuna, it's tranny.
5835   Patrick   2023 May 12, 1:23pm  

https://celiafarber.substack.com/p/papers-falling-from-the-sky


“So here's a bizarre thing that happened to me on Tuesday about 5 o'clock...

“My husband and I were taking a walk around the neighborhood. I am very visually observant, he is not. I look up - it has been intoxicatingly beautiful here these May days - and high in the skies - if I had to guess I would say 20 stories up (we are in the suburb, no building to compare) - I see about 15-20 pieces of paper just falling from the sky. They were, when I first noticed them, close together but the slight wind was causing them to disperse as we watched. I even asked two women I didn't know who happened to be passing by if they saw what we were seeing and they did. We all thought it quite odd. My husband and I altered out route to see if we could find one that had landed. We were unsuccessful.”


5836   Ceffer   2023 May 12, 10:52pm  

Thought all the programmers would like this one.

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