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Tenpoundbass
2023 May 8, 1:24pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 May 8, 1:24pm
Ceffer says
I get the feeling she knew falcons were in the area. The camera never once jolted, she was not startled, the camera didn't even follow the action.
Just a low key "oh my god".
She probably found it hard to care for, and nobody would take it.
Thanks, Mom!
I get the feeling she knew falcons were in the area. The camera never once jolted, she was not startled, the camera didn't even follow the action.
Just a low key "oh my god".
She probably found it hard to care for, and nobody would take it.
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Ceffer
2023 May 8, 5:59pm
Ceffer
2023 May 8, 5:59pm
Tenpoundbass says
Now, she has a pet falcon to take care of and is praying for a bald eagle.
She probably found it hard to care for, and nobody would take it.
Now, she has a pet falcon to take care of and is praying for a bald eagle.
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HeadSet
2023 May 12, 12:00pm
HeadSet
2023 May 12, 12:00pm
clambo says
Yes. "Tuna Cunt" is not quirky funny, it conjures something repulsive and diseased. Just like "Drippendick" would be.
I would legally change my name if I were she.
Yes. "Tuna Cunt" is not quirky funny, it conjures something repulsive and diseased. Just like "Drippendick" would be.
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Patrick
2023 May 12, 1:23pm
Patrick
2023 May 12, 1:23pm
https://celiafarber.substack.com/p/papers-falling-from-the-sky
“So here's a bizarre thing that happened to me on Tuesday about 5 o'clock...
“My husband and I were taking a walk around the neighborhood. I am very visually observant, he is not. I look up - it has been intoxicatingly beautiful here these May days - and high in the skies - if I had to guess I would say 20 stories up (we are in the suburb, no building to compare) - I see about 15-20 pieces of paper just falling from the sky. They were, when I first noticed them, close together but the slight wind was causing them to disperse as we watched. I even asked two women I didn't know who happened to be passing by if they saw what we were seeing and they did. We all thought it quite odd. My husband and I altered out route to see if we could find one that had landed. We were unsuccessful.”
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Patrick
2023 May 13, 11:39pm
Patrick
2023 May 13, 11:39pm
We have a cat in the neighborhood that sometimes loses tufts of fur when jumping over the fence into our back yard.
I've seen the birds then come and take that fur.
I've seen the birds then come and take that fur.
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richwicks
2023 May 14, 3:44am
richwicks
2023 May 14, 3:44am
Ceffer says
When I had my Samoyeds, I'd take the rakings of their fur put it in a ziplock bag, and cut it open so the birds could pull it out. The birds would use this to make a warm nest, and I'd see it a year later.
A little more on the sides, but not too much off the top, please
When I had my Samoyeds, I'd take the rakings of their fur put it in a ziplock bag, and cut it open so the birds could pull it out. The birds would use this to make a warm nest, and I'd see it a year later.
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AmericanKulak
2023 May 16, 5:32pm
AmericanKulak
2023 May 16, 5:32pm
Onvacation says
This emotional/mental labor bullshit is literally the reason I got divorced. Except it was somebullshit wife named Butters bitching her big shot 12-hour day working husband wasn't checking the fridge before he commuted to downtown Atlanta, while she was home all day with some "Entrepreneurial" BS makework
emotional labor
This emotional/mental labor bullshit is literally the reason I got divorced. Except it was somebullshit wife named Butters bitching her big shot 12-hour day working husband wasn't checking the fridge before he commuted to downtown Atlanta, while she was home all day with some "Entrepreneurial" BS makework
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Ceffer
2023 May 16, 6:02pm
Ceffer
2023 May 16, 6:02pm
Onvacation says
LoL! Perpetual shit testing to see how much the man will cave into their baloney gig. It's part of the serial amplifying extortion racket of the female. More and more is less and less, until male is ragged, haggard and begging for that first overwork induced heart attack.
emotional labor
LoL! Perpetual shit testing to see how much the man will cave into their baloney gig. It's part of the serial amplifying extortion racket of the female. More and more is less and less, until male is ragged, haggard and begging for that first overwork induced heart attack.
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