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Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 18, 8:17am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 18, 8:17am
Ceffer says
That was probably a rehabilitated eagle. That would explain why he isn't scared of humans. Notice all of the other eagles keep their distance.
In response to the Eagle and Fisherman
That was probably a rehabilitated eagle. That would explain why he isn't scared of humans. Notice all of the other eagles keep their distance.
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Ceffer
2023 Jun 18, 10:15am
Ceffer
2023 Jun 18, 10:15am
Tenpoundbass says
How sad. I didn't realize they had drug and alcohol problems.
That was probably a rehabilitated eagle.
How sad. I didn't realize they had drug and alcohol problems.
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Patrick
2023 Jun 18, 10:30am
Patrick
2023 Jun 18, 10:30am
Ceffer says
Might be a reasonable idea, except for the likelihood of getting jabbed there with the heart-stopping toxxine.
Might be a reasonable idea, except for the likelihood of getting jabbed there with the heart-stopping toxxine.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 19, 10:52am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 19, 10:52am
Thank God I was born Generation X, we never fucked up, but sometimes we learned how not to do it..
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Ceffer
2023 Jun 19, 11:53am
Ceffer
2023 Jun 19, 11:53am
LOL! Seeping, penetrating, slow moving but relentless vindictiveness.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 21, 3:08pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Jun 21, 3:08pm
Yeah and they fired the 50 year old White Guys and even put in their adds do not apply.
I can see it now, they are unveiling the Prototype. The 50 year old white guy says... "What no manual override controls, that's fucking retarded, what if the controller runs out of batteries?"
Team looks at Rainbow colored X-Box controller and tells him he is Toxic and nobody feels safe with him there. They feel like he is a threat to their life, and demanded HR fired him.
I can see it now, they are unveiling the Prototype. The 50 year old white guy says... "What no manual override controls, that's fucking retarded, what if the controller runs out of batteries?"
Team looks at Rainbow colored X-Box controller and tells him he is Toxic and nobody feels safe with him there. They feel like he is a threat to their life, and demanded HR fired him.
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Patrick
2023 Jun 22, 11:31am
Patrick
2023 Jun 22, 11:31am
I am horrified at the likely end of those guys. But some of the jokes are spot-on.
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