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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,310,688 views  9,651 comments

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6407   Ceffer   2023 Aug 14, 5:02pm  

Patrick says


At my kitchen sink I saw a small spider wrapping up a much larger wasp. How does that happen? The wasp has a fucking stinger.

I don't bother spiders that are 'good' spiders aka Daddy Long Legs, who will set up nests to catch and kill 'bad spiders' like the crawly bitey ones (various recluse type spiders). Daddy Long Legs have badass venom, but they can't bite people. In spite of being small, they can kill and consume surprisingly large prey. I have quite a cluster of them in my lion's den bathroom, and I just clean their webs out after they seem to leave for the season.

I also watch them and their habits, it's kind of fascinating.
6408   Onvacation   2023 Aug 14, 5:06pm  

Ceffer says

I don't bother spiders that are 'good' spiders aka Daddy Long Legs,

If you have spiders you have spider food. I prefer to let the spiders win.
6409   Onvacation   2023 Aug 14, 7:10pm  

I was cleaning out the woodshed a couple of weeks ago and a large black widow crawled out from under a shelf from across the room. I wasn't afraid of her, but I got the message.
6411   RC2006   2023 Aug 16, 1:09pm  

I would have gassed it and flipped him right out of the car.
6414   Eman   2023 Aug 17, 4:45pm  



6415   richwicks   2023 Aug 17, 7:12pm  

RC2006 says

I would have gassed it and flipped him right out of the car.


It could only happen if you're one of those pricks that blocks the intersection walkway.
6416   Onvacation   2023 Aug 17, 8:50pm  

richwicks says

This is basically an anonymous person that had an affair with a patient, who unfortunately died.

THAT'S how I want to go when I get old.
6420   RWSGFY   2023 Aug 19, 11:55am  

Ceffer says






Except the hand is obviously female. Has Ceffer finally fallen victim to the gender confusion?
6424   clambo   2023 Aug 20, 1:21pm  

"I can't wait for the girl to hit 40 and become desperate for a man's company."
6425   RC2006   2023 Aug 20, 1:43pm  

clambo says

"I can't wait for the girl to hit 40 and become desperate for a man's company."


Most women are ugly as fuck by 40.
6430   Bd6r   2023 Aug 24, 9:42am  



6431   Bd6r   2023 Aug 24, 9:42am  



6434   HeadSet   2023 Aug 25, 6:16pm  

That kid is thinking "Great, a sea of asses."
6435   richwicks   2023 Aug 25, 6:47pm  

HeadSet says

That kid is thinking "Great, a sea of asses."


If you look closely, everybody is facing down and to the left, the kid is facing in the other direction.
6436   HeadSet   2023 Aug 25, 6:56pm  

richwicks says

If you look closely, everybody is facing down and to the left, the kid is facing in the other direction.

I guess he turned around because he was tired of looking at the sea of asses.
6437   Patrick   2023 Aug 25, 7:42pm  

Imagine if they all farted at the same time.
6438   Onvacation   2023 Aug 25, 8:11pm  

Patrick says





Government issue, no doubt.
6439   Onvacation   2023 Aug 25, 8:13pm  

Can anyone help this woman?

NO! No one can help this woman! CPS should be called and her poor son should be taken away from her.
6445   HeadSet   2023 Aug 26, 8:16am  

Dog driving the boat reminds me of the Biden presidency.
6446   richwicks   2023 Aug 26, 3:21pm  

HeadSet says

Dog driving the boat reminds me of the Biden presidency.


Only if the man behind had his hand up the dog's asshole and was manipulating the dog's paws.

Biden doesn't make any decisions at all.

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