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richwicks
2023 Aug 25, 6:47pm
richwicks
2023 Aug 25, 6:47pm
HeadSet says
If you look closely, everybody is facing down and to the left, the kid is facing in the other direction.
That kid is thinking "Great, a sea of asses."
If you look closely, everybody is facing down and to the left, the kid is facing in the other direction.
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HeadSet
2023 Aug 25, 6:56pm
HeadSet
2023 Aug 25, 6:56pm
richwicks says
I guess he turned around because he was tired of looking at the sea of asses.
If you look closely, everybody is facing down and to the left, the kid is facing in the other direction.
I guess he turned around because he was tired of looking at the sea of asses.
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Onvacation
2023 Aug 25, 8:13pm
Onvacation
2023 Aug 25, 8:13pm
Can anyone help this woman?
NO! No one can help this woman! CPS should be called and her poor son should be taken away from her.
NO! No one can help this woman! CPS should be called and her poor son should be taken away from her.
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richwicks
2023 Aug 26, 3:21pm
richwicks
2023 Aug 26, 3:21pm
HeadSet says
Only if the man behind had his hand up the dog's asshole and was manipulating the dog's paws.
Biden doesn't make any decisions at all.
Dog driving the boat reminds me of the Biden presidency.
Only if the man behind had his hand up the dog's asshole and was manipulating the dog's paws.
Biden doesn't make any decisions at all.
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HeadSet
2023 Aug 26, 5:36pm
HeadSet
2023 Aug 26, 5:36pm
richwicks says
The dog is driving the boat, the man is just along for the ride.
Only if the man behind had his hand up the dog's asshole and was manipulating the dog's paws.
The dog is driving the boat, the man is just along for the ride.
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richwicks
2023 Aug 26, 5:39pm
richwicks
2023 Aug 26, 5:39pm
HeadSet says
Yeah, that's not Biden.
Biden is driving the boat, but he's a complete puppet. We don't see who is pulling his strings.
richwicks says
Only if the man behind had his hand up the dog's asshole and was manipulating the dog's paws.
The dog is driving the boat, the man is just along for the ride.
Yeah, that's not Biden.
Biden is driving the boat, but he's a complete puppet. We don't see who is pulling his strings.
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HeadSet
2023 Aug 26, 5:47pm
HeadSet
2023 Aug 26, 5:47pm
richwicks says
True.
Biden is driving the boat, but he's a complete puppet. We don't see who is pulling his strings.
True.
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1337irr
2023 Aug 29, 6:22pm
1337irr
2023 Aug 29, 6:22pm
On Zillow, when they show nearby school districts 'Home School' should be listed as an option.
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Ceffer
2023 Aug 29, 11:09pm
Ceffer
2023 Aug 29, 11:09pm
That about sums it up if you have read accounts. Better bring your own pussy, it's only the pretender oligarch hippies or rich tekkies who have nude and semi nude painted girls (cough, prostitutes) writhing in communal ecstasy. Real girls don't like getting all that sand blown into their cracks. Otherwise, have a gay day.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Aug 30, 7:15am
Ceffer says
seriously surprised no one cancelled them for sexism or some shit. this cancel culture so selective about whom they cancel.
That about sums it up if you have read accounts. Better bring your own pussy, it's only the pretender oligarch hippies or rich tekkies who have nude and semi nude painted girls (cough, prostitutes) writhing in communal ecstasy. Real girls don't like getting all that sand blown into their cracks. Otherwise, have a gay day.
seriously surprised no one cancelled them for sexism or some shit. this cancel culture so selective about whom they cancel.
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Patrick
2023 Aug 30, 9:49am
Patrick
2023 Aug 30, 9:49am
Yes, and thanks for using "whom"!
Everyone on the right needs to use good grammar to be clear about what they're saying, and to undermine the claim that the right is "uneducated".
(I know there's a rule about including the period within quotes, but that's an illogical rule, and not how it works in German or any programming language, so I refuse.)
Everyone on the right needs to use good grammar to be clear about what they're saying, and to undermine the claim that the right is "uneducated".
(I know there's a rule about including the period within quotes, but that's an illogical rule, and not how it works in German or any programming language, so I refuse.)
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HeadSet
2023 Aug 30, 10:04am
HeadSet
2023 Aug 30, 10:04am
Patrick says
True, but that is how it works in English and doing it wrong makes one look uneducated. If we were to be "logical" your sentence would have to spell "know" and "quotes" more like "noe" and "kwoats."
I know there's a rule about including the period within quotes, but that's an illogical rule, and not how it works in German or any programming language
True, but that is how it works in English and doing it wrong makes one look uneducated. If we were to be "logical" your sentence would have to spell "know" and "quotes" more like "noe" and "kwoats."
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Patrick
2023 Aug 30, 10:28am
Patrick
2023 Aug 30, 10:28am
Logical periods is my one demand for improving English orthography.
I would not reform spelling because it gives a lot of historical information.
I would not reform spelling because it gives a lot of historical information.
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HeadSet
2023 Aug 30, 2:51pm
HeadSet
2023 Aug 30, 2:51pm
Patrick says
How about with "commas," where the quotation mark always follows the comma just like it would for a period or question mark?
Logical periods is my one demand for improving English orthography.
How about with "commas," where the quotation mark always follows the comma just like it would for a period or question mark?
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Patrick
2023 Aug 30, 2:54pm
Patrick
2023 Aug 30, 2:54pm
Yes, that too.
What I mean is that you should never quote anything which was not literally part of the quoted text.
Do as computer languages do with quotes.
What I mean is that you should never quote anything which was not literally part of the quoted text.
Do as computer languages do with quotes.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Aug 30, 3:27pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Aug 30, 3:27pm
Apologies if this has already been posted. But I like this version the best because of the screams!
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richwicks
2023 Aug 30, 3:39pm
richwicks
2023 Aug 30, 3:39pm
HeadSet says
Commas are always supposed to be before the close of a quotation mark?
Holy shit, you are correct. I've never noticed this before. Anything in quotations must end with punctuation. I have never noticed this in all my life.
HAHAHA. How hilarious it's taken me 50 YEARS to recognize this and I did plenty of reading as a kid.
My high school and elementary school English teachers apparently sucked. How is it POSSIBLE I've never been corrected on that with all the papers I wrote and turned in??
Patrick says
Logical periods is my one demand for improving English orthography.
How about with "commas," where the quotation mark always follows the comma just like it would for a period or question mark?
Commas are always supposed to be before the close of a quotation mark?
Holy shit, you are correct. I've never noticed this before. Anything in quotations must end with punctuation. I have never noticed this in all my life.
HAHAHA. How hilarious it's taken me 50 YEARS to recognize this and I did plenty of reading as a kid.
My high school and elementary school English teachers apparently sucked. How is it POSSIBLE I've never been corrected on that with all the papers I wrote and turned in??
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