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Ceffer
2023 Sep 13, 11:14am
Ceffer
2023 Sep 13, 11:14am
Why is it that all I can think of is 'balls and prepuce multi tasking'?
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Ceffer
2023 Sep 16, 12:35pm
Ceffer
2023 Sep 16, 12:35pm
And, now, for some crazy fucking hippie dancing because, well, every thing is just so fucking FUBAR. However, she is wearing way too many clothes.
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Ceffer
2023 Sep 16, 12:45pm
Ceffer
2023 Sep 16, 12:45pm
And I thought it was either about the tight dresses on FOX news, or a Pornhub documentary. I am trying to elevate my consciousness, but that stretch above the gutter is a bitch. Or is it a burden. Or is it impossible. I'm confused.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Sep 16, 1:40pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Sep 16, 1:40pm
Ceffer says
I have known women that got like that while being confrontational or in an argument. I bet she has communication issues, and feels no one listens to her.
And, now, for some crazy fucking hippie dancing because, well, every thing is just so fucking FUBAR. However, she is wearing way too many clothes.
I have known women that got like that while being confrontational or in an argument. I bet she has communication issues, and feels no one listens to her.
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Onvacation
2023 Sep 16, 1:58pm
Onvacation
2023 Sep 16, 1:58pm
Tenpoundbass says
aka crazy bitch
I bet she has communication issues, and feels no one listens to her.
aka crazy bitch
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Patrick
2023 Sep 16, 8:24pm
Patrick
2023 Sep 16, 8:24pm
I once saw a woman texting while riding a bike. She ran right into a sign pole, fell over, and kept texting. It was amazing.
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Ceffer
2023 Sep 17, 2:16pm
Ceffer
2023 Sep 17, 2:16pm
When you are underwater on your loans, a little moon walking is in order.
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Ceffer
2023 Sep 17, 2:44pm
Ceffer
2023 Sep 17, 2:44pm
One of the nutritional advices I can vouch for from personal experience. There are some recommendation that aren't just holistic 'scare, then harvest' scams. The problem is finding the ones that work. Organized medicine and government nutrition are often Satanist inversions, so that might be a clue.
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RWSGFY
2023 Sep 18, 10:35am
RWSGFY
2023 Sep 18, 10:35am
Patrick says
There was a woman in my office who was walking everywhere with her eyes glued to a paperback. Like literally everywhere: going to lunch and back, to the bathroom, to and from the parking garage. In that garage I once witnessed her falling down a flight of stairs with a sound which I thougt indicated grave injury or even death, picking herself up, proclaiming "I'm OK!" and just continuing walking still glued to that damn paperback.
I once saw a woman texting while riding a bike. She ran right into a sign pole, fell over, and kept texting. It was amazing.
There was a woman in my office who was walking everywhere with her eyes glued to a paperback. Like literally everywhere: going to lunch and back, to the bathroom, to and from the parking garage. In that garage I once witnessed her falling down a flight of stairs with a sound which I thougt indicated grave injury or even death, picking herself up, proclaiming "I'm OK!" and just continuing walking still glued to that damn paperback.
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HeadSet
2023 Sep 19, 7:25am
HeadSet
2023 Sep 19, 7:25am
Trollhole says
People roast marshmallows over fire, this is just the stay puff man getting even.
Ummm..gotta admit I don't get this one.
People roast marshmallows over fire, this is just the stay puff man getting even.
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Ceffer
2023 Sep 19, 6:14pm
Ceffer
2023 Sep 19, 6:14pm
"Ummm..gotta admit I don't get this one."
It's the giant marshmallow man toasting a human on a stick over the fire. Marshmallow? Toast? Fire?
It's the giant marshmallow man toasting a human on a stick over the fire. Marshmallow? Toast? Fire?
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Patrick
2023 Sep 19, 6:19pm
Patrick
2023 Sep 19, 6:19pm
Patrick says
I've been thinking of trying to create something like this for the wasps that like meat so much.
Just put a piece of meat near an input tube and have the wasp trigger a sudden strong flow of air into the tube.
I've been thinking of trying to create something like this for the wasps that like meat so much.
Just put a piece of meat near an input tube and have the wasp trigger a sudden strong flow of air into the tube.
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