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6953   Ceffer   2023 Nov 14, 4:02pm  

Another selfless lass interested in the personality, kindness, nurturing skills, insights, charm and merits of the drone.


6955   HeadSet   2023 Nov 15, 6:24am  

Ceffer says





While they think God only wants the thin and attractive folks.
6956   RC2006   2023 Nov 15, 7:28am  

HeadSet says


While they think God only wants the thin and attractive folks.

Gluttony is a sin fat fucks automatically don't go.
6957   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 15, 7:48am  

RC2006 says

Gluttony is a sin fat fucks automatically don't go.


Not all fat people are fat because of guttony. Sure there are people who over eat and keep eating after they aren't hungry.
But many get a blown out back or some other debilitating injury, and they become less active consuming more calories than they are capable of burning.
Some people are don't even have a frame that suited one way or another. They look like a rolled up rug no matter what size they are.
Those that hate on fat people because it's the thing to do. Will be rewarded by Karma with the fat gift of Irony one day.
There are more fit people going to hell for vanity than there are overweight people that are fat due to gluttony.
6958   HeadSet   2023 Nov 15, 11:27am  

Tenpoundbass says

Not all fat people are fat because of guttony.

No, not all, but nearly all. The US has an abundance of cheap high calorie food and thus a high population of overweight people. Human anatomy seems to be designed for calorie shortages, so the fat storage system in adults will pack away the excess as fat. The cure is to eat less while keeping activity up. If eating less was not a cure, then gastric bypass and stomach stapling would not work.
6959   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 15, 11:40am  

HeadSet says

The US has an abundance of cheap high calorie food and thus a high population of overweight people.

The US has a serious lack of abundantly cheap and accessible sustenance, the alternative is starvation.

I don't subscribe to the "Ideal" body fat index. Some people look great with up to 20 extra pounds, some people look like a duffle bag stuffed with raw chicken.
It doesn't make super skinny the ideal body shape or size. As far as what I would call Morbidly obese, they are not as common as the petty shit munches that pushes fat divide and conquer canard would have everyone believe. Sure they are out there, but they aren't a plurality of the population that they are made out to be. More over, they are none of my fucking business, and I would dare to wager, they are none of yours.
6960   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 15, 11:45am  

Keep talking shit about the fat people. I cautioned Patnet way back before he converted the open source chat website into the new Patnet. That the only purpose of the fat shaming was, solely to get people divided, while they jacked up food prices and created a serious food security problem in this country, and lack of cheap affordable nutrition. It just didn't add up, that Moose Obama a fat ass chuncker himself, was harping on fat people while not doing a damn fucking thing to make healthful food abundant and affordable. The exact opposite was happening. So instead of bitching about fat people, where's the rage in the intentional destruction of America's food distribution infrastructure?

Everyone laughed at me, when I told them where this was headed, and by God that's exactly what happened.

Do you really give a fuck about all of the fat people living in your head, than you do the fast approaching $30 chicken?
6961   HeadSet   2023 Nov 15, 12:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says

More over, they are none of my fucking business, and I would dare to wager, they are none of yours.

Pointing out that overeating causes overweight does not mean I want to ban food, any more than saying alcohol causes drunkenness means that I want to ban bars. If people want to get fat or drunk, I could not care less. Just do not say that overeating and boozing have nothing to do with the end result.
6972   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 16, 6:29am  

Eric Holder says






Hey she wanted an island in her kitchen but only after they put in a $20K floor.
If they go to a Builder Architectural store, and not your local Home Creepo, they could find some very nice cylinder cladding to make a column.
6973   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 16, 6:33am  

What I hate are those ridiculous pendent lights. I have people asking me to hang them in bathrooms, tiny bathrooms at that. Have them dangle down in front of the mirror. I'm like "How in the fuck are you going to shave or pop your pimples with a light dangling down in front of your face?"

Those pendent lights will be one of those embarrassing things that people have to pay to rip out and replace when we move on to the next THING.
6976   HeadSet   2023 Nov 16, 2:00pm  

Eric Holder says





House must be on a slab foundation, as it would have been easy enough to drill a hole in the floor hidden on the inside of the island cabinet. Maybe it is an apartment and no access below.
6980   Reality   2023 Nov 17, 5:22pm  

Ceffer says







And by holding the puffer fish in their mouths, a small amount of the tetratoxin in pufferfish's skin also reaches the dauphin's tongue, giving a tingling sensation then a high. The effect is likely equivalent to a drunken soccer game, or playing lawn darts while drinking and smoking pot.
6981   Reality   2023 Nov 17, 5:41pm  

Tenpoundbass says


The US has a serious lack of abundantly cheap and accessible sustenance, the alternative is starvation.


IMHO, the overweight health problem (diabetes and pre-diabetes / fatty-liver syndrome) in the US is due to too much cheap and easily obtainable/storable starch fried in vegetable seed oil. Starch triggers insulin response, and 2-4hrs later makes the person feel hungry (due to insulin scrubbing blood sugar) therefore eat more. Vegetable seed oils are all very inflamatory (often also having Hexane in it from production process). If people would eat more real meats (including eggs) and vegetable/fruits, and skip the cheap and easy industrially fried starch, they'd be much healthier. I used to lose 10lb/mo whenever I switched to meat+fruit/veggie diet.

Edit: "cheap" as in ingredients are cheap to the industrial manufacturers; the price to consumer may not be all that cheap. The real riddle is how to convince busy parents to buy a couple pounds of chicken or a pound of beef or 2 dozens of eggs, instead of a big bag of potato chips or corn chips. The consume prices are not that far apart from each other, but the profit margin to manufacturers is a lot higher on the fried crap chips. The subsequent profit margin to the medical / pharma establishment is even higher, much higher. At least the annual sales of sugar water (bottled and canned soda under brand names) have been coming down in recent years, so there's some good news on that front.
6982   Reality   2023 Nov 17, 6:15pm  

Patrick says







LOL! That's a good one. Perhaps Rhinos have taken up the niche for Unicorns: when packing a horn big/strong enough to be useful, the weight makes carrying an armor set (or multi-chamber stomach like African buffalo) more logical companion equipment than the light-weight speed-optimized horse design (which has such a light-weight digestive system leaving so much nutrients in horse manure that it makes for top-grade planting soil).
6983   Onvacation   2023 Nov 17, 6:23pm  

Camera falls out of plane and lands in pig pen.

original link

Not sure it's real...
6984   Ceffer   2023 Nov 17, 10:25pm  

Reality says


IMHO, the overweight health problem (diabetes and pre-diabetes / fatty-liver syndrome) in the US is due to too much cheap and easily obtainable/storable starch fried in vegetable seed oil. Starch triggers insulin response, and 2-4hrs later makes the person feel hungry (due to insulin scrubbing blood sugar) therefore eat more.

This for sure, with refined sugars, and GMO stuff. They are combo poisons, likely dreamt up by nutritional researchers from the usual suspects specifically geared to fuck up the populace. Just like those brightly colored toxic frogs in the Amazon, you look at the most brightly colored and garish prepared foods packages and treats in the grocery store, and it is the stuff that is the most programmed poison that is metabolically the worst for you.

Because of a sugar elevation, I went on a refined wheat and refined sugar free diet, lots of veggies, fruits, roughage, protein, eggs and animal fats (supposedly nightmare cardiac diet from the corrupt and apparently deceitful recommendations), dropped seed oils, mayonnaise, ketchup, margarine etc. and all of my medical stats and tests improved (including fats, which were already low), and I lost at least 25 pounds so far without formal dieting.

I think that breakfast cereals are the worst, which is exactly where you would think the diabolical forces would concentrate their toxic attentions (stumble barely awake, put cereal in bowls for the kids, easy, quick, convenient etc.) of course along with seed oils and their congeners in margarine. Something in those 'foods' also damage hormone response, because I have also gotten hair back where it had departed, and my beard is like nails now.

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