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Patrick
2024 Jan 13, 6:43pm
Patrick
2024 Jan 13, 6:43pm
Lol, reminds me of my high school math teacher, who asked us all to guess a number between 1 and 10, and then he would show us that he knew in advance which number we would guess.
The class guessed 7, and he went to the chalkboard, lifted up an eraser, and there indeed was a slip of paper with 7 on it! Then he asked us to guess another number, and went to a different spot in the classroom where the next number was.
He got all the way to 10 and there was a girl in the class who was still astonished.
The class guessed 7, and he went to the chalkboard, lifted up an eraser, and there indeed was a slip of paper with 7 on it! Then he asked us to guess another number, and went to a different spot in the classroom where the next number was.
He got all the way to 10 and there was a girl in the class who was still astonished.
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Patrick
2024 Jan 14, 2:15pm
Patrick
2024 Jan 14, 2:15pm
Lol, someone gave my wife this scarf. My wife first said "Wow, 100% silk", then later she said "oh, silk feeling polyester".
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REpro
2024 Jan 15, 11:27am
REpro
2024 Jan 15, 11:27am
Patrick says
They learned something from leftist media.
Lol, someone gave my wife this scarf. My wife first said "Wow, 100% silk", then later she said "oh, silk feeling polyester".
They learned something from leftist media.
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HeadSet
2024 Jan 15, 3:36pm
HeadSet
2024 Jan 15, 3:36pm
Patrick says
Hopefully that is not one of those "And that kids, is how I met your mother."
Lol, reminds me of my high school math teacher, who asked us all to guess a number between 1 and 10, and then he would show us that he knew in advance which number we would guess.
The class guessed 7, and he went to the chalkboard, lifted up an eraser, and there indeed was a slip of paper with 7 on it! Then he asked us to guess another number, and went to a different spot in the classroom where the next number was.
He got all the way to 10 and there was a girl in the class who was still astonished.
Hopefully that is not one of those "And that kids, is how I met your mother."
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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Jan 16, 3:14pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Jan 16, 3:14pm
I think by posting this, I may be doxing socal2!
Patrick, plz don't ban me! In my defense, I am only 49.9% sure this is him.
Patrick, plz don't ban me! In my defense, I am only 49.9% sure this is him.
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