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Fuck dem fish.

Life always finds a way.

Patrick says

You need an intercession day every year. Might as make it New Year's Day. And every four years still need an additional day.

But otherwise, I would be game.

The big fight will be over what to name the 13th month. Most of our month names are from Roman gods, emperors and numbers.

tredecimber for the thirteenth month?

Blackswanember.

Right, there would still be a need for a day or so extra at times. Would make nice holidays.

And the moon cycle would not start on the annual cycle anyway. Dunno what you can do about that. Muslims just gave up and let the new year keep shifting throughout the solar year so that months are exactly aligned with the moon. The Jewish calendar is insanely complicated. So maybe it can't be done in any reasonable way.

We could also get back to sane naming of months. Sep - Dec always bothered me. I know they were literally the seventh to tenth months in the Roman calendar, but now they are not.

Still kind of handing it to us.

I'm glad they don't know how to open the refrigerator.

Yes, chickens are much smarter than most people suppose. Some of them, anyway.

Feels like what the government was the last four years.

Aliens with a sense of humor?

Doesn't it depend what they walk into?

Anybody want to go 'shrooming?

Yeah, but let's see him make a cardboard light saber.

Ceffer says

Yeah, but let's see him make a cardboard light saber.

Naw. Shouldn't try that at home, kiddies.

See this?

It was TITTIES that saved Perseus!

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

It was TITTIES that saved Perseus!

You mean he was knackered by her knockers?

I don't get it. She's last in line, with a sandwich. So she's being exploited?

Patrick says

I don't get it. She's last in line, with a sandwich. So she's being exploited?

It's a pun on these:

Ah, too true for some women.

In the 1980 movie "Airplane", Barbara Billingsley was handed a script that told her to speak Jive. Not knowing how, she went to lunch with the two black actors in the scene, Al White & Norman Alexander Gibbs. The three of them improvised Jive during the whole scene.