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Teabagger Defined

2012 Jun 13, 3:26am 8,240 views 14 comments

From the authoritative urban dictionary
Teabagger

A person who believes that wasting billions of taxpayer dollars on war and tax cuts is okay and that criticizing the president automatically makes you an anti-American traitor, but only if the president is a white Republican. If the president is a black Democrat, it's suddenly okay to brandish assault weapons at his rallies, call him a communist socialist Marxist racist Nazi terrorist nigge...whoops, Muslim. Teabaggers are typically obese inbred southern WASPs who are still upset that they lost the Civil War. Most of them can't spell worth a damn and think "nuclear" is pronounced "nookyular". Despite what they say, 99% of teabaggers are white and Republican.

#politics

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Tenpoundbass @ 2012 Jun 13, 3:38am

Show me where the above you mention is happening, and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome.

rooemoore @ 2012 Jun 13, 4:05am

CaptainShuddup says

Show me where the above you mention is happening, and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome.

Show me a copy of your GED. Based upon the way you regularly massacre the English language here, I'm certain it must be fake.

Tenpoundbass @ 2012 Jun 13, 4:17am

rooemoore says

Show me a copy of your GED. Based upon the way you regularly massacre the English language here, I'm certain it must be fake.

Typical, thanks for confirming what I suspec... KNOWN all along.
You socialist Racist!

rooemoore @ 2012 Jun 13, 4:20am

CaptainShuddup says

Typical, thanks for confirming what I suspec... KNOWN all along.
You socialist Racist!

Good comeback, Gomer.

leo707 @ 2012 Jun 13, 7:14am

CaptainShuddup says

Show me where the above you mention is happening, and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome.

I try not to make a big deal out typos, grammar, etc.

But yeah... this sentence makes little sense. Try saying it aloud and seeing how it sounds to you.

leo707 @ 2012 Jun 13, 7:25am

Ruki says

leoj707 says

But yeah... this sentence makes little sense. Try saying it aloud and seeing how it sounds to you.

I note how you cling to red herring distractions instead of answering the question that you clearly understood correctly.

Obey The Tripods

Technically that would be an "tu quoque" not a red hearring, but can you honestly say you read the sentence aloud and it made sense to you?

leo707 @ 2012 Jun 13, 7:28am

CaptainShuddup says

Show me where the above you mention is happening

OK, maybe this means "show me evidence that the urban dictionary definition is true."

CaptainShuddup says

and I wont consider the only racist in your whole tome.

But, this part I have no clue. Something about racism and considering something, but what? Then what is the "whole tome"?

Vicente @ 2012 Jun 13, 8:25am

It doesn't matter if you have a boatload of ignorant racist old angry white Teabaggers.

You only need one well-placed black one to make all the difference.

marcus @ 2012 Jun 13, 12:22pm

rooemoore says

Teabagger

Very concise definition.

Those who are sympathetic such as CS will nitpick that the part about assault rifles to rally's being over the top although it did happen back in the summer of 09 when the anti ObamaCare craziness was going full steam.

rooemoore @ 2012 Jun 13, 1:20pm

Ruki says

Nice of you to share your bigoted views with us, rooemore. Thanks.

Obey The Tripods

Hey, I was just quoting from the Urban Dictionary. Got a problem with that, sfb?
http://patrick.net/?p=1213352

Tenpoundbass @ 2012 Jun 14, 1:09am

Ruki says

typos, grammar, etc.

But yeah... this sentence makes little sense. Try saying it aloud and seeing how it sounds to you.

It's their favorite endearing smug dick move.

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