Honey, swallow. It's good for you.

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Honey, swallow. It's good for you.

2012 Aug 16, 12:20pm 1,336 views 2 comments

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1. Semen can boost your mood.

2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes!

3. Semen can taste good.

4. And for those who can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin.

See, I'm only thinking of you, honey. I'm only cumming on your face to keep you from getting wrinkles. Think of me as a beautician giving you a facial massage.

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elliemae @ 2012 Aug 17, 4:11am

#3 goes on to say that "When you're looking for a filling snack, why not a little love juice? It's high in protein and only 20 calories per teaspoon."

If you've calculated 100 calories for snacking, you can blow five random strangers and still stay within your budget. Something to think about...

Dan8267 @ 2012 Aug 17, 5:50am

elliemae says

If you've calculated 100 calories for snacking, you can blow five random strangers and still stay within your budget. Something to think about...

No wonder I'm so thin!

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Honey, swallow. It's good for you.

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