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2012 Sep 12, 4:50am   101,541 views  228 comments

by Patrick   ➕follow (59)   💰tip   ignore  

Who pisses off the other users the most? Let's see.

mysql> select username, dislikes / likes as trollishness from users where dislikes > 100 order by trollishness desc limit 10;

+-----------------+--------------+
| username        | trollishness |
+-----------------+--------------+
| Cloud           |       4.7667 |
| Honest Abe      |       3.3540 |
| Bap33           |       2.1308 |
| CaptainShuddup  |       1.8116 |
| KILLERJANE      |       1.6750 |
| Ruki            |       1.5085 |
| AlexS           |       1.4444 |
| thomas.wong1986 |       1.4337 |
| clambo          |       1.2775 |
| robertoaribas   |       1.2278 |
+-----------------+--------------+

mysql> select username, ignoredby from users order by ignoredby desc limit 10;

+--------------------------------+-----------+
| username                       | ignoredby |
+--------------------------------+-----------+
| APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich |        22 |
| PermaRenter                    |        18 |
| ArtimusMaxtor                  |        17 |
| Ruki                           |        14 |
| CaptainShuddup                 |        13 |
| repo4sale                      |        12 |
| Honest Abe                     |        12 |
| Dan8267                        |        11 |
| Bigsby                         |        11 |
| Cloud                          |        10 |
+--------------------------------+-----------+

The intersection of those sets is Ruki, CaptainShuddup, Honest Abe, Cloud.

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216   Dan8267   2014 Dec 24, 12:04am  

SoftShell says

there's no verb in this sentence.

jazz music says

The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist

1. It's not a sentence. It's a fragment.
2. It doesn't have to be a sentence. The message is clear, and that's all that matters.

217   HydroCabron   2014 Dec 24, 12:11am  

jazz music says

With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Anyone who can't read this is illiterate at best or conservative at worst.

218   indigenous   2014 Dec 24, 12:15am  

HydroCabron says

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Go back to grammar school, no they taint.

219   Bigsby   2014 Dec 24, 12:18am  

indigenous says

HydroCabron says

This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.

Go back to grammar school, no they taint.

You're referring to two different versions.

220   indigenous   2014 Dec 24, 12:21am  

Bigsby says

You're referring to two different versions.

Ok so we are learning him some stuff

221   Bigsby   2014 Dec 24, 12:25am  

indigenous says

Bigsby says

You're referring to two different versions.

Ok so we are learning him some stuff

I hope that was meant as a joke.

222   Tenpoundbass   2014 Dec 24, 1:10am  

Rin says

There is no STEM shortage; corporate America sucks, and the academic world is worthless.

And Liberals are the root of all Evils.

223   bg   2014 Dec 25, 3:30pm  

I am getting a kick out of how delighted AF is with winning. Kid in the candy store. It is cute.

I never thought I would use the word "cute" in reference to AF.

224   Y   2014 Dec 28, 11:59pm  

Iow...you tivo patnet and ff the commercials..

jazz music says

Worthwhile thoughts emerge nested between the mindlessness, but not as well. With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

225   lostand confused   2014 Dec 29, 2:17am  

How come bgamall4 is not on any list? it must be a Yingyang twins err Zionist conspiracy!

226   curious2   2015 Jan 1, 2:25am  

dodgerfanjohn says

My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.

That's marcus, and (s)he uses a separate browser to stalk Users (s)he pretends to Ignore. I suspect "jazz music" may be an Alias of marcus, because it's the only way I can explain the combination of absurdly partisan distortions with an apparently identical agenda, similar advocacy of the Ignore function, similar trollishness scores, and apparent inability or refusal to grasp even basic logic and mathematics.

227   FunTime   2015 Feb 5, 3:08pm  


I also think that people should rise or fall based on their own hard work, not because they were born in the right or wrong neighborhood.

This suggests that somehow people would be born into the world with equal levels of family and financial support. Is there a way to do that other than Brave New World?

People who say everyone should work their way up don't understand just how bad an environment into which a person can be born. Pretty tough problem to solve as it involves so many complicated combinations of societal and genetic elements.

228   Y   2015 Feb 5, 3:55pm  

Yeah...but why settle for 'plenty' when you can have it all!!!

jazz music says

With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.

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