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http://news.providencejournal.com/breaking-news/2012/09/cranston-bans-f.html

Father-Daughter and Mother-Son dances baned. Its only fair, after all how would Sally feel if she has two Mothers but no father? Who would she dance with??

The same would apply to Billy who had two Fathers but no mother. Who would he dance with??

Logical conclusion? Ban all dances of that type for everyone...after all, we wouldn't want one (one) liberal to feel slighted in any way, would we?

R.I. -- In a move that has taken some parents by surprise, the school department has announced that it is banning traditional "father-daughter" and "mother-son" activities, saying they violate state law.