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leo707 says

Raw says

Kindergarden is at age 5. Add 8 and that girl should be in grade 8.

Kindergarten is zero, a 13 year old should be in 7th grade.

If she has a December birthday she could have missed the cutoff and entered kindergarten at 6, and be 13 in 6th grade.

Look...
5 at kindergarden
6 at 1st
7 at 2nd
8 at 3rd
9 at 4th
10 at 5th
11 at 6th
12 at 7th
13 at 8th grade
If she missed the December deadline she would be grade 7.
That lady is full of it.

mom with 2 says

My daughter is 13-years-old and in 6th grade. Are you implying that I am a prude for not wanting my elementary school-age child to be sexually active? Wow.

No that does not make you a prude.

My daughter is still a toddler so I have a while before I really need to worry, but I am sure my sweet little angle is going to wait until she is 18 before choosing to have intercourse.

However, I am well aware of the fact that some kids --yes kids-- can start becoming sexually active around 12-13 years old, and yes this can include intercourse.

Reader says

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? THAT IS PLAIN SICK.

I think these laws are left over from the days when at 16 people had a family like my grandparents did. Even though kids are more sophisticated and educated they're probably less responsible. In other countries it's even worse. For example in Panama it's 12 for girls and 14 for boys! http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm

Raw says

Look...

Yep, you are right.

Held back a year maybe?

Or...

Raw says

That lady is full of it.

jessica says

Well, it's hilarious that it's normal for them to use their own portraits as marketing. Like what are you trying to convince me of? Your honest face? Aha, her picture shows me what a shrewd negotiator she is!

Ha, she should watch it though....her attractiveness may be turning off a particular subset of potential buyers and sellers, i.e. most straight women.

Not to mention it's usually a ten year old photo. I usually recommend a charicature to realtors if they must. A good charicature can at least tickle someone's curiousity or funnybone.

@patrick
This whole thread is considered liable, slander. Shame on you Pazuzu.

Lookout!

When the lights turn down low, and she leaves the cornfield she pulls out the big guns.

Hang onto your wallet boys!

http://www.hsvlotsandhomes.com/

ELC says

And why are blonds better? Explain that?

1. Sexual exaggeration seeded by competition for scarce mates
2. Blonde hair is more common in young people. As some people get older, their hair darkens. Men value youth in mates because they are evaluation future reproductive opportunity. Hence, blonde hair signs greater reproductive potential and is valued by men.

Interestingly, blonde hair evolved more than once suggesting that it is quite useful. Other features, such as the eye and the penis have also risen many times independently. Convergent evolution suggests a successful adaptation.

leo707 says

I think you forgot that you posted this:

No. Just because old Floridians are having sex, doesn't mean they should be. I suspect many die of heart attacks during the act, fueled by mass quantities of Viagra.

Dan8267 says

As some people get older, their hair darkens.

Mine has been getting lighter as I get older.

Dan8267 says

Other features, such as the penis have also risen many times independently.

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zzyzzx says

Dan8267 says

As some people get older, their hair darkens.

Mine has been getting lighter as I get older.

If the homeowner isn't insulted by your offer...you didn't bid low enough!!!

White hair isn't considered attractive like blonde hair though, at least not for women. For men it might be associated with wealth.

The conversion of blonde to brown happens much, much earlier in life.

White hair beats no hair.

leo707 says

13 year old should be in 7th grade

All I remember was that that the party ended when I went to high school which was 9th grade. Prior to that the girls just wanted to fool around. By high school I remember hearing the dreaded R-word. Relationship.

And here I thought only massage results in Happy endings!

matthew79 says

http://global.remax.com/AgentProfile.aspx?AgentID=1006086036

Viva Miami! http://www.flickr.com/photos/camilovelasquez/with/3755805071/#photo_3755805071

This one takes the prize IMO.

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

This is the future of realty agenting:

I FUCK FOR COMMISSIONS!

I thought it was going to be "will fuck for Alpo".

zzyzzx says

American women are considered among the easiest in the world.

That's the opposite of what I have heard.

What kind of car do you drive?

Raw says

A 13 year old should be in 8th grade.

I don't think so. One enters kintergarden at age six. Do the math. 12/13 is 6th.

It is typical for people to graduate high school and start college at the ages of either 17 or 18 largely depending on when in the year they are born. Thus it's typical for people to end 8th grade and start high school at 13 or 14. At least that's the way it is in blue states. Maybe red states are a few years behind.

freak80 says

mom with 2 says

My daughter is 13-years-old and in 6th grade. Are you implying that I am a prude for not wanting my elementary school-age child to be sexually active? Wow.

The original post was deleted before I could read it, so I don't know what the context of this post was about or to whom she was addressing.

However, I can say with quite certainty that almost all parents don't want their daughters having sex in junior high, high school, or college. However, that doesn't change reality.

Parents in general cannot handle the fact that their kids are sexual beings just like kids can't handle the fact that their parents are sexual beings. Each generation thinks it invented sex and that their parents never did it and their kids surely aren't going to do it. Each generation is delusional.

I would rather arm the kids with as much information and wisdom as possible before they make long-term life decisions. And doing that requires acknowledging reality no matter how uncomfortable.

Reader says

Raw says

mom with 2 says

My daughter is 13-years-old and in 6th grade. Are you implying that I am a prude for not wanting my elementary school-age child to be sexually active? Wow.

I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me.

A 13 year old should be in 8th grade.

I don't think so. One enters kintergarden at age six. Do the math. 12/13 is 6th.

Reader

Can be age 4 to 6, actually. I was 13 in 9th grade.

Raw says

My son is grade 12 and he just turned 16. (He skipped 1)

I entered at 4 and skipped a grade. I ended up entering college at 16. What sucked the most was being told I had to go to the local high school to get a work permit. Also, having a curfew was a bit confusing to me and my college mates.

Dan8267 says

I would rather arm the kids with as much information and wisdom as possible

It helps to have an ugly mother too. That would put me right off.

You guys remind me of the freaks in "the accused". Has patrick become a child porn site?

Slander is slander.

Patrick should delete the thread as it can present a liability cost and it is really wrong to allow this.

KILLERJANE says

Patrick should delete the thread as it can present a liability cost and it is really wrong to allow this.

How so? The ladies in question have published these images themselves. The intent is pretty clear to anyone honest enough to admit it. They are leveraging their appearance to sell their services. Some are now being ridiculed for it. Do you really think this realtor is selling her brains, connections and work ethic?

ELC says

If she is its not apparent to me.

KILLERJANE says

Patrick should delete the thread as it can present a liability cost and it is really wrong to allow this.

Just keep your blinders on! Common sense is a myth.

The thought police have arrived. I guess we need all sorts in this country to protect our freedoms

http://definitions.uslegal.com/s/slander/

"Slander is the oral communication of false statements that are harmful to a person's reputation."

"The basic elements of a claim of slander include;

"a defamatory statement;
published to third parties; and
which the speaker or publisher knew or should have known was false.
Slander is primarily covered under state law, but is subject to First Amendment guarantees of free speech. The scope of constitutional protection extends to statements of opinion on matters of public concern that do not contain or imply a provable factual assertion. If the slander unjustly accused you of a crime or reflected on your profession, the court or jury can assess the damages. For other types of slander you generally must prove some actual damage to be able to recover."

What has been said here that is known to be false?

Dan8267 says

Interestingly, blonde hair evolved more than once suggesting that it is quite useful. Other features, such as the eye and the penis have also risen many times independently. Convergent evolution suggests a successful adaptation.

I read an interesting article in Scientific American online once that claimed that the unusual shape of the penis is optimised for removing semen.

That seems counterintuitive until you realize two things:

1. Removing the previous guy's semen is evolutionarily very beneficial.
2. Once you come, you almost immediately lose the erection so that you don't disadvantage your own semen.

So I bet that it is the correct explanation.

KILLERJANE says

This whole thread is considered liable, slander. Shame on you Pazuzu.

Why not just use the ignore link on Pazuzu?

I read an interesting article in Scientific American online once that claimed that the unusual shape of the penis is optimised for removing semen.

Obviously, it's a plunger. What else are we suppose to do? We don't have peaks to peck the semen out like birds do.

KILLERJANE says

This whole thread is considered liable, slander

Liable (assuming you mean "libel," though). Slander?

KILLERJANE says

If the slander unjustly accused you of a crime or reflected on your profession, the court or jury can assess the damages. For other types of slander you generally must prove some actual damage to be able to recover."

Let's start with the definitions... Slander is the spoken word. So it doesn't apply here.

Libel? A good definition is "is the communication of a statement that makes a claim, expressly stated or implied to be factual..."

pazuzu says

Realtors whose photos suggest they offer something extra come closing time.... (below the photo) Slumped against the wall, breasts thrust forward, she awaits your commission.

The OP uses the word "suggest," which negates that the statements were "expressly stated or implied to be factual."

If you're going to use the terms, you should use them properly. I would suggest that you just ignore this post if it bugs you so much. These realtors are using sex (even in old photos) to sell homes, and yet it's not acceptable to mention it?

crazy.

elliemae says

These realtors are using sex (even in old photos) to sell homes, and yet it's not acceptable to mention it?
crazy.

She doesn't like what was being said. She can't censor it herself so she's trying to scare Patrick into doing her bidding. Simple as that. A woman who sees no wrong in what someone does just because they're a woman is sexist as well.

hame on you Pazuzu.

Why not just use the ignore link on Pazuzu?

Maybe install a Midol link.

You are within you free speech rights to be Misogynists just don't expect to be in a relationship with a real woman. Enjoy your hand.

She plies her trade on the streets of Tacoma using the jaggedy teeth Realtor style, as she puts it:

"I'm walking around Tacoma with my sexiness being all sexy all over everything and everyone,"

http://tinyurl.com/65hzbwo