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Dan8267 says

You're unprovoked personal attacks are the indication of an insecure person, probably due to an unusually small penis and insufficient love from your mother. Such is the origins of most trolls.

I was wrong. You don't write like Ted Kaczynski. Ted Kaczynski knows how to correctly use the words "your" and "you're".

Nice one on the "small penis" cut, though. Thought that up all by yourself, did you? You are really fucking clever. I can't imagine why Patrick doesn't want to allow you longer posts. You've really got a lot to say and he's just holding you back. Your (or as you would say, "you're") wit and wisdom ought to be required reading at universities all over the world.

Keep on "discussing and sharing" those great ideas. Aristotle's got nothing on you.

I enjoy dans postings, he's smart and witty. If I didn't, I would simply skip over them or better yet, not open his threads in the first place.

For the life of me, I can't figure why people allow themselves to be bothered by such small things in this life. This raggy cunt homeboy must be having her time of the month

Id wager like the tens of millions of other americans whose parents unquestionably drugged their children with dangerous and addictive drugs like ritalin and adderall, homegirl is a doped up byproduct of big Phrma. ADD nation can't afford to be bothered by all those words

Thanks mom, for knowing better than those stupid teachers and doctors that tried to addict me to their dope

Homeboy says

I was wrong. You don't write like Ted Kaczynski. Ted Kaczynski knows how to correctly use the words "your" and "you're".

Oh no! Someone on the Internet made a mistake, and it's the worst kind of mistake: grammatical!

It's one thing to complain about nonsensical postings that are impossible to follow due to an abundance of grammatical and diction errors. It's quite another to whine about a single grammatical mistake as if that invalidates everything a person says. Only a god-damn hypocrite does that since no person uses perfect grammar 100% of the time.

I have a much higher rate of correct grammar and spelling than 99.9% of the Internet forum postings. Yes, I do make the occasional error, but to go out of your way to point it out just shows you have no real argument and are a petty loser.

I've always wonder how sad a person's life must be for them to have to resort to trolling to get some sense of pleasure and accomplishment.

errc says

This raggy cunt homeboy must be having her time of the month

Homeboy is obviously a sexually frustrated pubie who takes out his frustration at not being able to get laid on strangers. You can tell by his completely unclever comebacks. He's obviously both ugly and uncharismatic and thus unable to woo any woman. You see, good looking guys can get laid without being charismatic and ugly guys can get laid by being charismatic, but if a guy is ugly and lacks charm, he's doomed to troll the Internet like Homeboy.

Ah, that's a shame. What with all my good looks and charisma, yous should be so lucky as for me to find time to grace the forum with my presence in between sexcapades

Dan - I like your posts, but you seem a little sensitive to a little criticism by homeboy.

If someone makes a funny or critical comment about you, it doesn't mean that they are hung up on you or an asshole. It may just mean that they dislike you a little. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. The unabomber joke was funny - true or not.

YesYNot says

Dan - I like your posts, but you seem a little sensitive to a little criticism by homeboy.

Constructive criticism is always welcome, but I have little tolerant for trolls. They are the scum of the Internet.

And as I've said many times on this site, stupidity always brings out the asshole in me.

Wait a minute, this isn't 3rd grade anymore? I didn't get the memo. I still laugh when I drive past farm animals going to the bathroom or humping eachother. I'm I an idiot