Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

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Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

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2013 Jan 11, 10:35am 4,394 views 20 comments

by Robber Baron Elite Scum ➕follow (2) 💰tip ignore

http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Make+Delicious+Nourishing+Steaks+From+Human+Feces/article21932.htm

I can't wait when you degenerate cockroach indentured peasant slave serfs begin to eat your own shit and have you charged money for it by us elite banker wealthy scumfuck greedy slave holders.

Imagine going into a Mcdonalds and being charged $10 for a Big Mac made by the shit of another indentured slave serf like you. The employees at Mcdonalds are fed Big Macs, so they can shit and make more Big Macs that they sell to you.

The customer toliets in the Mcdonalds, collect the massive turds of shit and also turn those into Big Macs that they sell to customers.

EAT YOUR OWN SHIT AS WELL AS MINE YOU PEASANTS!

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

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zzyzzx 2013 Jan 18, 10:43am

I'm not so sure that I wouldn't consider it to be more of a vegetable.

lostand confused 2013 Jan 18, 11:39am

Oh great, first they make calamari out of pork rectum and now they make steak out of human feces. I can't believe test subjects actually ate the feces steak-were they informed of its origins?

JodyChunder 2013 Jan 19, 12:30pm

Finally, I might actually live to see the day when I can actually make someone a shit sandwich, rather than simply imploring them to seek that dining option at their earliest convenience.

4 waiting_for_the_fall 2013 Jan 19, 1:25pm

Sounds like a load of crap.

PeopleUnited 2013 Jan 19, 1:29pm

Brings new meaning to the expression "gut bomb"

Tenpoundbass 2013 Jan 20, 2:17am

I wonder if I could connect the output of that machine, to the input of this machine and the output of this machine into the input of that machine? Then figure out how to capture the energy created from the process. Would the process create perpetual free energy?

http://www.psfk.com/2010/07/robot-has-a-human-like-digestive-system.html

Ceffer 2013 Jan 20, 2:19am

What next, air fresheners from burrito farts?

Homeboy 2013 Jan 20, 5:46am

Did you catch what was on the refrigerator door?

9 Moderate Infidel 2013 Jan 20, 7:47am

My burgers would be worth a lot cause my shit don't stink.

Bubbabeefcake 2013 Jan 20, 9:06am

â€œShit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit, and this burger taste like SHIT ...

Dan8267 2013 Jan 20, 9:24am

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Japanese Scientists Make Meat From Human Feces

This came out a while ago.

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

My turd will be sold as "Premium".

I'm calling mine "Angus".

12 Moderate Infidel 2013 Jan 20, 10:37am

Now they're trying to make human feces out of pork rectums to make meat to make more feces.
Instead of chicken and egg conundrum, it's "which came first, the food or the feces?"

13 Moderate Infidel 2013 Jan 20, 10:38am

Diaper OvenÂ®

Dan8267 2013 Jan 20, 11:55am

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says