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The Professor says

The government and media are sending out mind control rays. I found a quick and easy way to stop this outside interference on the interweb.

Instructions

Make an Emergency Tin Foil Hat

Or you could just turn off the TV.

Just start wrapping your head like it's a big baked potato.
It's requires less skill than burying your feet in beach sand.

Professor:
A question from the gallery, if you please. What type of adornments are best for a tinfoil hat? Flowers are difficult to attach because the pin used to attach flowers penetrates the foil, thereby weakening the structure and causing it to tear. This affects the efficacy of the hat.

Some baubles are too heavy, some are too small... I just don't know what I can do to personalize my hat(s). Please advise.

The Professor says

You should pretty much follow the instructions.

Dear Professor:

You didn't answer my question, you merely attempted to redirect my attention. Didn't work, btw.

I'm a girl - and, as a girl, I want to look pretty in my tinfoil hat. Imagine my dismay if I were to find that others in the shelter are wearing the same style hat as mine, out of the same materials to boot. It simply isn't done, and I don't believe that you understand the feminine mind.

Luckily for me, I can search the interwebs on my own:

http://www.google.com/search?q=colored+tinfoil&hl=en&tbo=u&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&rlz=1I7ACGW_enUS376US376&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ei=7yEQUbyeIIHC2wWI3oC4CQ&ved=0CHcQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=565

So there.