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My San Fernando Valley apartment issued a memo banning smoking inside any apartment. No more stinky neighbors, I'm staying.

Wording of the memo:
Please be advised thet the Management is gradually implementing our building as a "Non-Smoking" zone.

Upcoming tenants will be advised by Management that smoking is not allowed "inside" the building. Existing tenants are requested to comply.

Your cooperation is highly appreciated. ...