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dodgerfanjohn says

Every straight dude I know, regardless of political beliefs, would gladly take
on the challenge of banging the crazy outta Michelle B.

Not every man thinks with his penis. I could eat Viagara like tic tacs, and not feel aroused by the likes of Bachmann.

So tell me, does Sarah Palin get you hotter the longer she speaks? Do the dulcet tones of Laura Ingraham's voice grow on you, somehow, eventually? Do you fap to Ann Coulter book covers?

Bap33 says

Obviously most ugly chicks and homos are libtarded, and most attractive women and real men are conservo

You do realize that Captain America is a liberal, right?

He's against
- torture
- suspension of rights
- secret prisons
- corporate domination of government
- the Patriot Act and NDAA

He's for
- equality for all (and that means gays)
- free speech, even for hate speech
- economic mobility

He helps the poor, the weak, and the impoverished. And he even fought Tony Stark, the capitalist arms dealer.

dodgerfanjohn says

Every straight dude I know, regardless of political beliefs, would gladly take on the challenge of banging the crazy outta Michelle B.

Wrong.

Just because you have no standards, don't go projecting your two bagger philosophy on to me, just because I'm straight.

I'm thinking of the second definition
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=two%20bagger

dodgerfanjohn says

Lol it's easy to discern the gay from the straight in this thread. Every straight dude I know, regardless of political beliefs, would gladly take on the challenge of banging the crazy outta Michelle B.

Gay dudes OTOH call he stuff like "cunt". Lol.

WHOA WHOA WHOA SHEILA!!

I agree with your RE posts but you're assuming too much.

If I were single, I'd destroy her anus, as well as palin's. She's not a bad looking woman by any means. Just has a few unfortunate camera shots.

Facebooksux says

I'd destroy her anus,

Too much internets there, Loomis.

Automan Empire says

dodgerfanjohn says

Every straight dude I know, regardless of political beliefs, would gladly take

on the challenge of banging the crazy outta Michelle B.

Not every man thinks with his penis.

Every dude that's not a eunuch does.

Gay and straight.

dodgerfanjohn says

Automan Empire says

dodgerfanjohn says

Every straight dude I know, regardless of political beliefs, would gladly take

on the challenge of banging the crazy outta Michelle B.

Not every man thinks with his penis.

Every dude that's not a eunuch does.

Gay and straight.

Correction: Every dude that's between 11 and 30.

You'd be surprised how much more clear thinking men get once they pass their 20s and don't have raging hormones controlling them.

Dan8267 says

dodgerfanjohn says

Automan Empire says

dodgerfanjohn says

Every straight dude I know, regardless of political beliefs, would gladly take

on the challenge of banging the crazy outta Michelle B.

Not every man thinks with his penis.

Every dude that's not a eunuch does.

Gay and straight.

Correction: Every dude that's between 11 and 30.

You'd be surprised how much more clear thinking men get once they pass their 20s and don't have raging hormones controlling them.

I disagree. I'm a decade beyond your age range and I still get a chubby everywhere I walk in Los Angeles in summertime.

Attractive women will always be attractive women, even when the body isn't willing to cooperate.

I'm with u there tommy L....ole dannyboy jest ain't right in the nether regions...
dodgerfanjohn says

Correction: Every dude that's between 11 and 30.

You'd be surprised how much more clear thinking men get once they pass their 20s and don't have raging hormones controlling them.

I disagree. I'm a decade beyond your age range and I still get a chubby everywhere I walk in Los Angeles in summertime.

Attractive women will always be attractive women, even when the body isn't willing to cooperate.

Bachmann "bang for buck":

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SoftShell says

I'm with u there tommy L....ole dannyboy jest ain't right in the nether regions...

False dichotomy. You don't have to be either sexless or an uncontrollable raging sex maniac. There's plenty of middle ground. One can have a healthy sex life without being ruled by his penis or doing stupid things to get sex like you did when you were a teenager.

dodgerfanjohn says

Every straight dude I know, regardless of political beliefs, would gladly take on the challenge of banging the crazy outta Michelle B.

Uh no.

Certain crazy you should not stick your dick in. Handcuffing it to the headboard and knocking it stupid, just makes it follow you around and do scary stalker things.

Been there done that. Feel no need to repeat it.

True vasectomy. you either fuck or you duck.
Case Closed.

Dan8267 says

SoftShell says

I'm with u there tommy L....ole dannyboy jest ain't right in the nether regions...

False dichotomy. You don't have to be either sexless or an uncontrollable raging sex maniac. There's plenty of middle ground. One can have a healthy sex life without being ruled by his penis or doing stupid things to get sex like you did when you were a teenager

dodgerfanjohn says

Automan Empire says

dodgerfanjohn says

Every straight dude I know, regardless of political beliefs, would gladly take

on the challenge of banging the crazy outta Michelle B.

Not every man thinks with his penis.

Every dude that's not a eunuch does.

Gay and straight.

ding ding ding .. a winner. Agree 100%, from 9 to 99.

dodgerfanjohn says

Every straight dude I know, regardless of political beliefs, would gladly take on the challenge of banging the crazy outta Michelle B.

I would, if only to jizz in her hair.

CL says

I would, if only to jizz in her hair.

Vicente says

Certain crazy you should not stick your dick in. Handcuffing it to the
headboard and knocking it stupid, just makes it follow you around and do scary
stalker things.

+1. Try having a psycho-ex break into your house a few times, so you screw all the doors and windows shut from the inside before bed, only to wake up and find her in the living room finishing writing in black marker on an entire wall from ceiling to floor.

As for Bachmann and the Republicans, they may be attractive physically, but who they are and what they stand for are MAJOR turn-offs. Plus, you are not even considering whether SHE would consider YOU a worthy enough partner for an enjoyable romp.

Automan Empire says

As for Bachmann and the Republicans, they may be attractive physically

That's what I don't get. Bachmann and Palin are not physically attractive. They are over 30. With extremely rare exception, 'nuff said.

Dan8267 says

Automan Empire says

As for Bachmann and the Republicans, they may be attractive physically

That's what I don't get. Bachmann and Palin are not physically attractive. They are over 30. With extremely rare exception, 'nuff said.

I'm in my upper 40s, and meet women in their 50s and 60s who I find attractive. College age bodies are hot, but stupid tatts, nose rings, and vapid conversation with no topic more complex than can be tweeted, are NOT.

Sounds like the type of fellow who writes singles ads that say, "Seeking girls 18-41." He is 43.

Some people's ideas of what passes for attractive is mystifying to me. Especially when it comes to the politicians being discussed in this thread.

Sophia Loren circa 1963 is what a woman should be.
Serena Grandi circa 1985 will work too.
Lynda Carter too
Isabel Sarli 1950's.....

all were pre-plastic, pre--skinny, and my personal idea of an attractive woman. They could all be liberal, I would not change my opinion.

edvard2 says

Some people's ideas of what passes for attractive is mystifying to me.

c'mon fast Eddie...you wouldn't throw her outta bed if she was attacking you.

Bap33 says

Sophia Loren circa 1963 is what a woman should be.

Serena Grandi circa 1985 will work too.

Best looking chicks in Jody's Book:

Monica Zetterlund
Charlotte Rampling
Patricia Blair
Anne Ramsey

Vicente says

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) announced early Wednesday that she will not seek a fifth term in office.

It doesnt surprise me liberals are in favor of having entranced career politicians ...

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

You know what I love about Michelle Bachmann?

The way she shrieks SIEG HEIL! when she feels the spooge hit home. It's like fucking a female Julius Streicher, only even crazier.

We are not worthy!

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

You know what I love about Michelle Bachmann?

The way she shrieks SIEG HEIL! when she feels the spooge hit home. It's like fucking a female Julius Streicher, only even crazier.

Family values at its finest!

Bap33 says

Sophia Loren circa 1963 is what a woman should be.

Serena Grandi circa 1985 will work too.

Lynda Carter too

Isabel Sarli 1950's.....

all were pre-plastic, pre--skinny, and my personal idea of an attractive woman. They could all be liberal, I would not change my opinion.

You have an Italian fetish?

Serena Grandi ran for office in 2006 in a party led by Alessandra Mussolini, so I'd say you have not much to worry about banging a Lib-Broad there.

But we agree on something, those were smoking real women.

Throw these names in a ring and revive the false dichotomy in politics. It doenst exist. Either side, YOU LOSE. Banks, megacorps, the military-industrial-complex and the political elites win.

Vicente says

You have an Italian fetish?

kinda ... more broad than just Italian, I'd say Latin in general. Not a fan of white/pink skin, blond/red hair, skinny frail types.

Bap33 says

Sophia Loren circa 1963 is what a woman should be.

Serena Grandi circa 1985 will work too.

Lynda Carter too

Isabel Sarli 1950's.....

all were pre-plastic, pre--skinny, and my personal idea of an attractive woman. They could all be liberal, I would not change my opinion.

My God, we agree on something!

I'll add Raquel Welch and Barbara Eden to that list. Talk about aging gracefully!

New Renter says

I'll add Raquel Welch and Barbara Eden to that list. Talk about aging gracefully!

Jeannie and her twin sister, perfect adolescent fantasy fuel!

And let us not forget: