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Is it ok to go to the bathroom in an open house?
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2013 Jun 1, 2:33pm 2,014 views 7 comments
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PeopleUnited
2013 Jun 1, 2:36pm
The only thing you did wrong was talk about it. A gentleman never shits and tells.
curious2
2013 Jun 1, 2:39pm
The only thing you did wrong was talk about it.
...says Vaticanus, who changed his avatar to a toilet sign as his way of stopping gay couples from getting married.
If you want solid advice (so to speak) about what to do at an open house, ask AF.
says Vaticanus, who changed his avatar to a toilet sign as his way of stopping gay couples from getting married.
His sign is as much a toilet sign as your sign is two dicks on top of each other or two holes on top of each other :-)
New Renter
2013 Jun 2, 2:32am
If you can afford to pay 30% above asking for a house in in Los Altos you can afford to remodel its bathrooms to whatever fetish you call your own.
Next time go to an open house in Los Altos be sure to wear your best hobo suit. Better if you can also arrive pushing a shopping cart of junk. Park the cart on the driveway, move to the middle of the lawn, drop your pants and squat. When you are finished smile at the arriving suckers, point to your pile, puff up your chest and brag of your accomplishment.
Leave before the police arrive but be sure to knock over your shopping card on our way out spilling all the junk across the flowerbeds.
Almost forgot - if you have ANY hacking expertise have an accomplice take photos of you in the act, hack into the house's ad on the MLS and post the pics there. Replace the fliers in the realtor®'s lawn sign with your own prominently featuring your glossy, saturated color photos substituted for the originals.
Dan8267
2013 Jun 2, 3:07am
Is it ok to go to the bathroom in an open house?
Only if you piss all over the other potential buyers to mark you territory and then take a big dump on the granite countertop. It lets the realtor know how you really fill about the house and that you're not going to pay too much for it.
Tenpoundbass
2013 Jun 2, 3:08am
I looked for the house, that wasn't... how do they put it? "Updated".
So I got a house I could afford, and replaced all of the crap I did not like, with hardware of known quality that I chose.
The thing I noticed most when house shopping, "Updated" meant, that all of the dated quality items in the house, were ripped out and replaced with the same cut rate Home Depot cheapest crap the flipper could find.
New Renter
2013 Jun 2, 3:10am
The thing I noticed most when house shopping, "Updated" meant, that all of the dated quality items in the house, were ripped out and replaced with the same cut rate Home Depot cheapest crap the flipper could find.
Now you're catching on!
I don't know about you, but when I search for house to buy, the bathroom is a very important part to it.
I can't buy a house with an old bathroom, or a house with a bathroom that accumulates fungus easily. The ceramics have to be soft to my skin, the toilet seat has to be gentle to my privates and the air extractor has to be super powerful.
But I feel like the seller's real estate agents do not appreciate my pickiness for bathrooms. There was a house that went open in Los Altos last week that I really liked from the pictures. Of course, I needed to test the bathroom before taking a decision on making an offer. I made sure I was constipated for 4 days before the open house.
When the house finally opened, I went to the bathroom and released around 5Kg (equivalent to 148 curics) in the greatest dump I ever took. Air extractors are usually tested with this type of dump size. The flushing mechanism, while worked out to it's limits, was able to deal with the heavy weight without being clogged. The experience was liberating, and relieving. I loved that bathroom. I could smell how the air extractor was doing it's job. Impressed by it I rushed out of the bathroom to express my happiness and desire to buy to the real estate agent. Maybe i was too happy because I open the bathroom door a bit too sooner than the air extractor is designed to purify my flatulent disposals.
I was very willing to make an offer 30% above asking! (guys, you should all go and take a dump in that bathroom, you will know what i mean). But everybody looked down and bad at me and even the real estate agent told me she would discard my offer once she sees it. She looked deeply offended. Some people were understandably covering their noses. But ... rejecting a 30% above asking offer in Los Altos? Is the market that hot these days that you would just reject a 30% above asking offer because the potential buyer took a 148 curic sized dump in your bathroom?
Or, is it maybe not good manners to go to the bathroom in an open house? Opinions? Comments? Did I do something wrong?
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