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It's Mark Zuckmyberg!.

Apparently, our favorite bay area CEO was looking forward to sell his Palo Alto house and move up to a fixer upper in Los Altos Hills.

Unfortunately, he has just been priced out of Los Altos Hills.

Mark has not given up though. He is now calling his father and mother to gather some additional money that could let him catch up with the sudden increase in home prices in Los Altos Hills.

His girlfiriend, Chinese American, is doing her part by contacting grandparents, great-grandparents, siblings of grandparents, and many more. A total of around 500 distant relatives, some still in Asia, are being called to chip-in this deal to make the grand bargain of buying a fixer upper, 1bd-1bth, 1100 sqfoot, with a well and with a broken sceptic tank, in desirable los altos hills.

Do you want to help? There is an internt fund for you to help Mark buying his house in Los altos Hills: chipInToGiveAllMyMoneyToSomebodyElseInLosAltos.com .

Will you help?