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The two employees, Gary Sutton Jr., 40, and Charles Hommema, worked at the FBI satellite control room at the mall.

I can give three shits about the Porky's reenactment, what I want to know, is why in the FUCK is there a FBI satellite control room at the MALL?

Obligatory:

"These peanuts are salty!"

Ceffer says

I was amazed at the women strutting around dressed like hookers, complete with high heels and pudenda grabbing/camel toe flashing shortie hot pants.

Pics?

Ceffer says

the women wandered around in dishabille and panties/half nude without even acting like there was anything unusual with a man sitting there, they looked proud to show off. It was more embarrassing than anything else, who needs cameras, I could hardly wait to leave.

Wouldn't that make you want to go back to the mall more often?

Government is only going to be as good as the people in it.

Geeze, Dan. Welcome to 2009! That article is older than shit and less interesting! Stupid male immaturity taking advantage of an opportunity to scope some chicks is more the rule than the exception. Very naughty of the FBI boys, but what's more surprising is that they were caught and someone pressed charges.

zzyzzx says

Ceffer says

Wouldn't that make you want to go back to the mall more often?

Not really. We have become a society in which you can hear anything and see anything, but you can't DO anything or SAY anything.

Best to be a neutered android in public or its gotcha time.

Yeah that's not the time to scratch your nutsack when your hanging out near the wimmenz dressing room.

Ceffer says

without even acting like there was anything unusual with a man sitting there

Maybe they didn't know you were a man? :)

Ceffer says

the women wandered around in dishabille

Extra points for "dishabille"!

Quigley says

Geeze, Dan. Welcome to 2009!

We should fast forward to Secret Service agents hiring Colombian hookers.