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1. Can you plant yams in the common areas?

2 Can you reinforce the walls with kevlar sheets in order to prevent unwanted perforation by stray projectiles when cannibal anarchy arrives.

3. Can you replace the front door with a full steel door? ref:#2

4. Can you mount your GE minigun on the balcony?

5. Any young, nubile, sexually deviant women in the complex?

6. If not, can you keep any as slaves in your storage locker?

Did I leave anything out? Feel free to chime in AF.

Went to the open house, must have been about 10 other folks looking when I was there.

Something that caught me off guard was what the listing agent mentioned regarding the rent to own ratio within the complex. The ration must be 60% owner occupied and 40% available for rent.

The listing agent was not sure if this unit would continue to have the right to rent as it might reset when a new owner took over, and there was a waiting list to rent out units in the complex.

I didn't realize that a complex had this level of authority, so we pulled out.

Thanks for reading and the above feedback.

It's pretty common for them to have those types of rules. That particular one is usually driven by them keeping their FHA status. Too many rentals and the condo complex no longer qualifies and you can't get financing in there.