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Get Ready For A Rough Ride


               
2013 Sep 30, 11:30pm   1,773 views  11 comments

by ohomen171   follow (2)  

My dear readers this government shutdown is just the high winds and rains before a terrible Katrina-like storm that will hit when the US budget deficit is not raised and we default on our bonds.

If you have the money I strongly advise you to buy a couple of months of food for the house, draw at least $3,000 out of the bank and hide it in your house, and convert all of your liquid savings to Swiss Francs.

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1   freak80   2013 Oct 1, 3:50am  

donjumpsuit says

In this case, the illusion of safety is more important than the actual event, which is fatal 99% of the time.

Duck and cover.

2   RWSGFY   2013 Oct 1, 4:24am  

Plant yams!

3   Blurtman   2013 Oct 1, 5:48am  

Keep basement stocked with kidnapped hitch hikers.

4   RWSGFY   2013 Oct 1, 7:32am  

Blurtman says

Keep basement stocked with kidnapped hitch hikers.

Shit, we don't have basements in California.

5   Ceffer   2013 Oct 1, 7:34am  

I heard that all the illegals were fleeing back over the borders, or paying to return to their countries of origin.

6   MAGA   2013 Oct 1, 7:46am  

http://www.costco.com/all-emergency-food.html

I have my gun and ammo as well.

7   freak80   2013 Oct 1, 9:05am  

Ceffer says

I heard that all the illegals were fleeing back over the borders, or paying to return to their countries of origin.

According to curious2, Mexico has a better healthcare system than we do.

8   New Renter   2013 Oct 1, 9:07am  

freak80 says

Ceffer says

I heard that all the illegals were fleeing back over the borders, or paying to return to their countries of origin.

According to curious2, Mexico has a better healthcare system than we do.

As far as prescription drug prices goes they do!

9   epitaph   2013 Oct 1, 9:16am  

Thank you for this informative post. I'll be sure to let all my friends know.

10   elliemae   2013 Oct 2, 12:29am  

My basement is already full of food stocked during the last govt shut down, and Haley's Comet, Y2K, and some gloom & doom story I read me on the interwebs.

I've got a 2 years supply of ammo (I live in Utah, hence the 2 year supply) and I'm going to illuminate and threaten to attack anyone or anything that dares to come into my yard. That'll teach 'em.

Even the deer won't come through my yard. The only thing I have to worry about is the furloughed govt workers who are hungry enough to eat 25 year old food.

11   freak80   2013 Oct 2, 3:14am  

elliemae says

Haley's Comet

Or was it the Hale-Bopp Comet?

elliemae says

The only thing I have to worry about is the furloughed govt workers who are hungry enough to eat 25 year old food.

And Apocalypsefuck. Always worry about Apocalypsefuck.

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