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New Renter says

A prototype perhaps. The final version would have dual M134s mounted rather than an M2.

It would also have a mine layer off the back for the perimeter.

You would need a bigger tractor for that. I think the current posted one is better in that it is more agile and faster than a larger tractor, and offers a better cost/benefit.

It still needs more spinning blades, for mowing down crowds.

zzyzzx says

New Renter says

A prototype perhaps. The final version would have dual M134s mounted rather than an M2.

It would also have a mine layer off the back for the perimeter.

You would need a bigger tractor for that. I think the current posted one is better in that it is more agile and faster than a larger tractor, and offers a better cost/benefit.

The mine layer doubles as a yam planter.

New Renter says

The mine layer doubles as a yam planter.

Next from AF's bio-engineering genetically modified crop program: exploding yams! If starving neighbors steal and eat your crop during the night, they'll be fresh sausage in time for breakfast. Each morning you'll wake to the sweet sounds of screaming agony, and harvest the still wriggling fresh kills to feed your family.

Too much tractor, too little gun.

The one thing I love about rednecks is redneck engineering.

http://www.4dpwzPVrYXA

It needs a cast iron face mounted on the front bumper, for a decoy lure, so he can hunt Banksters as well as Zombies.

It's a bit over kill for Realtors though, all you need to rid of them is an RE deal go bad on financing.