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Man caught masturbating in grocery store meat aisle
What's the problem? A prime fillet will excite any man with red blood in his veins. We each have different ways of expressing our elation is all.
The problem is he was standing in front of the cervelle de veau.
Man caught masturbating in grocery store meat aisle
What's the problem? A prime fillet will excite any man with red blood in his veins. We each have different ways of expressing our elation is all.
Gee, Mom, I'd be more concerned about all the ruined keyboards and monitors.
Why not just place strategically positioned terry cloth wack rags in special containers around the house with small hampers underneath. At least they aren't knocking up the preacher's daughter.
Gee, Mom, I'd be more concerned about all the ruined keyboards and monitors.
Mom is in a really sticky situation.....
Her self image must be suffering to know her kids are major slimers.
Let me guess, she blames her husband.
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http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/12/eugenio-freitas-shopper-caught-masturbating-in-sainsburys-meat-aisle-4228212/
A grandfather caught masturbating in a Sainsbury’s meat aisle has been banned from every supermarket in UK.
Eugenio Freitas, 49, was recorded on CCTV pleasuring himself through his trousers for ten minutes at a store in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire.
The married father-of-four pleaded guilty to outraging public decency and was handed a six-month suspended prison sentence on Wednesday.
A court heard how Mr Freitas had ‘fully intended’ to go shopping on July 8 but became overwhelmed by his ‘excessive sexual drive’.
‘At first a member of staff gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was adjusting himself,’ said prosecutor Marcus Harry.
‘But she was then called to the CCTV area after a shopper complained to a security officer.
‘The staff member and security officer viewed CCTV of the defendant.
‘He was seen for about ten minutes with his hands down his trousers and in his pocket with his hands moving around. ‘
The offender was put on the sex offenders’ register in 2010 after being found guilty of exposing himself – also in a supermarket.
He has been banned from entering Britain’s supermarkets unless he is supervised by an adult.
Article has pictures.