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At a competitive interest rate. LOL!

Just when you start to lose faith in the system, you get some good news that help others. With great resources like this, we may be able to make the case to avert raising the minimum wage and keep corporate cost low while the country tries to manage the national debt. Exactly what the 47% need and just in time.

I couldn't find any evidence that this was true. Seems like another onion site.

Its own employees are one issue. Wallmart offers purchases before customers have cash:

http://www.walmart.com/cp/Walmart-Credit-Card/632402

Satire site

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/12/obama-unveils-american-flag/

Obama Unveils New American Flag

Homeboy, Walmart is accepting job applications, just make sure you take a valid driver's license or other valid photo ID and a social security card.