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Dan8267
2014 Mar 5, 9:11pm
Hi Patrick how do I contact you
1. Call DIE-BAN-KERS. Wait for three rings. Hang up. Repeat.
2. Leave the message, "My yams are growing nicely.".
3. You will receive an anonymous text to meet someone by the handle Apocalypsefuck in a dark, secluded alley. Bring the blood of a realtor.
4. Apocalypsefuck will set up a meeting with Patrick, if he finds you worthy. If not, he will skull-fuck you.
5. When approaching Patrick, never make eye contact and bring a sacrifice. Anyone from Goldman Sachs will do.
New Renter
2014 Mar 5, 11:22pm
Apocalypsefuck will set up a meeting with Patrick, if he finds you worthy. If not, he will skull-fuck you.
I imagine that's how he gets most of his dates.
skinnyninja
2014 Mar 6, 12:05am
Surprise twist: Patrick and Apocalypsefuck are the same person.
I secretly believe this and it makes me happy!
New Renter
2014 Mar 6, 1:27am
Surprise twist: Patrick and Apocalypsefuck are the same person.
I secretly believe this and it makes me happy!
Its true, you never see them in at the same place at the same time!
Tenpoundbass
2014 Mar 6, 2:03am
In a few days you will receive a vile by carrier pigeon, containing two pills, a red one and blue one. I advise you to take the red one.
The blue one has been known to cause dementia and illusions of grandeur.
hrhjuliet
2014 Mar 6, 4:24am
Hi Patrick how do I contact you
1. Call DIE-BAN-KERS. Wait for three rings. Hang up. Repeat.
2. Leave the message, "My yams are growing nicely.".
3. You will receive an anonymous text to meet someone by the handle Apocalypsefuck in a dark, secluded alley. Bring the blood of a realtor.
4. Apocalypsefuck will set up a meeting with Patrick, if he finds you worthy. If not, he will skull-fuck you.
5. When approaching Patrick, never make eye contact and bring a sacrifice. Anyone from Goldman Sachs will do.
I laughed so hard reading this I scared my cat. :-) Nice.
Dan8267
2014 Mar 6, 5:25am
I laughed so hard reading this I scared my cat. :-) Nice.
Your cat will get you back when you least expect it.
Ceffer
2014 Mar 6, 5:32am
Patrick is a closet boomer. He'll take everything you have and leave you with nothing.
Surprise twist: Patrick and Apocalypsefuck are the same person.
I secretly believe this and it makes me happy!
No chance. Apocalypsfucko is obviously not a left coaster
Surprise twist: Patrick and Apocalypsefuck are the same person.
I secretly believe this and it makes me happy!
No chance. Apocalypsfucko is obviously not a left coaster
I thought he was a Zionist for awhile. Now I am not sure. He hates banksters but can't make the connection between banksters and a diabolical Zionist NWO empire.
When everythings a zionist conspiracy, everyones a zionist
indigenous
2014 Mar 6, 11:28pm
Is jojo about to get censored? uh oh...
Talking about self in 3rd person, bad sign... starting down the slippery slope unable to resist dark side
The blue one has been known to cause dementia and illusions of grandeur.
Which is exactly why you shouldn't have taken it.
He hates banksters but can't make the connection between banksters and a diabolical Zionist NWO empire.
Does he at least understand the way that the different alien species are duking it out for control of this planet ?
I mean pfffffft ! Who doesn't get that ?
Hi Patrick how do I contact you I have some ideas and need your 2 cents