Yoga Enthusiast, 68, Busted For Masturbating in Public
2014 Apr 8, 3:33am 1,772 views 14 comments
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Ceffer
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2014 Apr 8, 3:45am
All that tantric yoga, but those yoga tights drove him to madness and premature senility.
Watching those camel toes and butt cleavages heave in and out day after day, he was overwhelmed.
He helplessly made a terrible mess of himself after two hours of tantric meditation and snapped.
zzyzzx
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2014 Apr 8, 3:50am
Comments at Smoking Gun's site were pretty good too:
YOGA- Yanking On Genitals Aggressively?
Sounds like the women were staying around for the show. BTW, he picked up a dead germ and maggot infested animal then put his hands back on his junk. Nasty.
I'm impressed with his stamina.
Hmmm, maybe I'll have to re-think about yoga - never mind, I already have a negative view of it.
Strategist
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2014 Apr 8, 5:10am
When I got my annual physical my doc asked me to touch my toes. I could not, so he recommended yoga.
For the last 3 weeks I've been trying out a simple 5 minute yoga routine. It's just stretching exercise, and yes, it always feels good.
Next time I see him, I want to be able to touch my toes.
zzyzzx
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2014 Apr 8, 5:19am
For the last 3 weeks I've been trying out a simple 5 minute yoga routine. It's just stretching exercise, and yes, it always feels good.
But can you do yoga and masturbate at the same time, like that multi-talented 68 year old?
What's the matter, an old fart like you can't bend into those positions??
:)
Excuse me!!! Since when did 29 earn the 'old fart' badge? And I've been 29 for quite some time.
Ceffer
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2014 Apr 8, 5:27am
For the last 3 weeks I've been trying out a simple 5 minute yoga routine. It's just stretching exercise, and yes, it always feels good.
But can you do yoga and masturbate at the same time, like that multi-talented 68 year old?
He was masturbating with his feet while doing a handstand, pretty impressive for an old goat.
Strategist
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2014 Apr 8, 6:39am
For the last 3 weeks I've been trying out a simple 5 minute yoga routine. It's just stretching exercise, and yes, it always feels good.
But can you do yoga and masturbate at the same time, like that multi-talented 68 year old?
Hmmmmmmm....
Bet I can do yoga and handle a BJ at the same time.
Isn't the 69 position something like that?
Strategist
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2014 Apr 8, 9:53am
Hmmm, maybe I'll have to re-think about yoga - never mind, I already have a negative view of it.
This will change your mind.
Tenpoundbass
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2014 Apr 8, 9:55am
He should sue the see through Yoga pants people for corrupting him.
Even though they fixed it, he saw a lot... too much... a lot for one horny Yoga instructor to see.
He's 68 and still can't stop Strategist says
Next time I see him, I want to be able to touch my toes.
I used to have a Gym coach that would make us do that.
But then he'd whack the hell out of our asses with a cricket bat riddled with holes.
Ceffer
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2014 Apr 8, 12:09pm
Next time I see him, I want to be able to touch my toes.
I hope this isn't a prelude to what you want the TSA to do to you....
That's more along the lines of grabbing your ankles with an open can of Crisco at your feet.
Ceffer
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2014 Apr 16, 4:02am
How come it's always the men who do these things. Are women more decent?
When men do it, they are arrested.
When women do it, men throw money.
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/federal-park-yoga-masturbator-576432
An elderly yoga enthusiast is facing a federal obscenity charge after he was spotted masturbating on National Park Service property, after which he picked up a dead animal and threw it at a passing car, according to court records.
Bill Kachle, 68, was arrested last month after Jared Tyng, a United States Park Police officer, responded to a complaint about a “disorderly male subject” along the Mount Vernon Trail in northern Virginia.
Two female witnesses pointed Tyng in the direction of Kachle, a Washington, D.C. resident who was “holding a yoga pose” nearby. The women said that they were walking along a bike trail when Kachle--who was waving his arms and “shouting odd statements”--dropped his pants and began masturbating.
“Thereafter, the subject then picked up a dead animal, ran into the northbound lanes of travel on the George Washington Memorial Parkway and threw the dead animal at a passing car,” according to a U.S. District Court complaint. After flinging the animal, Kachle “returned to the trail, pointed at both women and masturbated again,” Tyng added.
Kachle was arrested March 27 on the misdemeanor “disorderly conduct/obscene acts” count.