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What the rich want in a new home: Waterfront
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2014 Jun 13, 4:35am 4,376 views 14 comments
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Dan8267
2014 Jun 13, 7:45am
I'm willing to piss all over the houses of rich bastards. I can make that dream come true.
BobMSN
2014 Jun 13, 8:02am
I'm willing to piss all over the houses of rich bastards. I can make that dream come true.
Sounds like what Chairman Mao had suggested 80 years ago.
I'm willing to piss all over the houses of rich bastards. I can make that dream come true
Yes, it's called trickle-down economics. Usually it runs the other way around though -- the top 0.5% usually urinate on the rest of us and then call it prosperity.
New Renter
2014 Jun 13, 8:39am
So what happens to those multi, multi million dollar homes when the sea levels rise?
Heraclitusstudent
2014 Jun 13, 9:11am
Last time on the 101 near Redwood City I saw advertising for new "waterfront" properties: stuck in between the march, the freeway and the industrial harbor.
CL
2014 Jun 13, 11:24am
I'm willing to piss all over the houses of rich bastards. I can make that dream come true.
Sounds like what Chairman Mao had suggested 80 years ago.
He sounds like a keeper then! Did he write anything I know?
New Renter
2014 Jun 13, 11:40am
I'm willing to piss all over the houses of rich bastards. I can make that dream come true.
Sounds like what Chairman Mao had suggested 80 years ago.
He sounds like a keeper then! Did he write anything I know?
Depends. Did you grow up in mainland China between 1950-1980?
Strategist
2014 Jun 13, 11:57am
So what happens to those multi, multi million dollar homes when the sea levels rise?
They become underwater just like normal homes.
Strategist
2014 Jun 13, 11:58am
I'm willing to piss all over the houses of rich bastards. I can make that dream come true
Yes, it's called trickle-down economics. Usually it runs the other way around though -- the top 0.5% usually urinate on the rest of us and then call it prosperity.
After drinking champagne. That's what makes it prosperity.
Strategist
2014 Jun 13, 12:26pm
These homes will never be underwater.
Hey, who said you could take a picture of my boat??
It's such a pity someone who owns such a magnificent yacht has to clean his own pool.
waterfront.
Not the brightest people who want to live next to the ocean...
ocean storms have no mercy for people living "Next to them"..
You live in a danger zone... your wives just doesnt get it until its too late.
Thomas, waterfront includes idyllic rivers and pristine lakes. I'd go with the lakes because a lot of rivers turn into raging torrents during the rainy/melting seasons.
Of course, the obscenely wealthy can rebuild over and over as long as they don't get swept away.
Strategist
2014 Jun 13, 2:02pm
These homes will never be underwater.
Hey, who said you could take a picture of my boat??
It's such a pity someone who owns such a magnificent yacht has to clean his own pool.
Oh, you had to bring the pool up again, didn't you....
Your wife only makes you clean the pool. My wife makes me have sex with her.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/101757619?trknav=homestack:topnews:8
First came the Jacuzzi. Then the home theater, wine cellar and "living pavilion." Now the one thing the rich want most in a home is something only nature can make: waterfront.