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12580 Brookpark Rd, Oakland, CA 94619
4 beds, 2 baths, 1,913 sqft
For Sale
$750,000

http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12580-Brookpark-Rd-Oakland-CA-94619/24914161_zpid/

Come for the weather, stay for the crime! is Oakland's new motto.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Step out of your million dollar townhouse every morning and shoot your way through a sprawling city-wide free fire fight and piss on the faces of the vanquished before you even get into your car to go to work!

Call your friendly agent now!

You can't get this kind of free entertainment outside of Baghdad!

the great thing about Oakland is that people are afraid to live there which keep rents nice and high in the surrounding cities.

It isn't dangerous until you have a flesh wound every month, you have to steal all the stuff back that got stolen from you every week, and you can hear the whistle of bullets in your ears at least five times a day.

Otherwise, it's just another day in paradise.

Ceffer says

It isn't dangerous until you have a flesh wound every month, you have to steal all the stuff back that got stolen from you every week, and you can hear the whistle of bullets in your ears at least five times a day.

Otherwise, it's just another day in paradise.

So how many time have you been shot at while visiting friends and relative in Oakland?

Carolyn C says

So haw many time have you been shot at while visiting friends and relative in Oakland?

Barely ever! And since I'm not a kid, I survived!

That's quite a low bar, even though I love Oak-town. I've lived there for a very long time and no matter where I've lived there have been shots fired.

Of course, I witnessed a murder in Indiana, and we were shot past in Chicago. I barely ever witness murders in Oakland.