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New Mexico man almost loses genitals in pitbull attack
2014 Aug 7, 2:24am 1,577 views 9 comments
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Strategist
2014 Aug 7, 2:31am
Animal Control officials removed the dog from the property. They said it will be held for 10 days during which the family can reclaim it, otherwise it will be put up for adoption.
Hey AF.....Lets adopt the dog and send him as a gift to our friend Kim Jong. A blow job from a dog like this is just what he needs.
zzyzzx
2014 Aug 7, 2:37am
Hey AF.....Lets adopt the dog and send him as a gift to our friend Kim Jong. A blow job from a dog like this is just what he needs.
Kim Jon-un might eat the dog before it gets the chance to bite off his genitals.
Strategist
2014 Aug 7, 3:01am
Hey AF.....Lets adopt the dog and send him as a gift to our friend Kim Jong. A blow job from a dog like this is just what he needs.
Kim Jon-un might eat the dog before it gets the chance to bit off his genitals.
What if we send a note with the dog.....Obama said this was the best blow job he has ever had.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Aug 7, 3:24am
They said it will be held for 10 days during which the family can reclaim it, otherwise it will be put up for adoption.
Yeah I'm done.
Ceffer
2014 Aug 7, 3:28am
How is Stitches with snatches? Sounds like the perfect feminist companion.
HydroCabron
2014 Aug 7, 3:31am
I was looking for the part where the owner explains how it was the child's fault.
Then I figured out that that family owned the dog.
Albuquerque. Not even once.
Heraclitusstudent
2014 Aug 7, 4:43am
What if we send a note with the dog.....Obama said this was the best blow job he has ever had.
Someone could volunteer to hold a laser pointer:
Strategist
2014 Aug 7, 6:45am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Hey AF.....Lets adopt the dog and send him as a gift to our friend Kim Jong. A blow job from a dog like this is just what he needs.
Kim Jon-un might eat the dog before it gets the chance to bit off his genitals.
This dog eating conspiracy comprises an act of war. Has anyone notified the State Department?
Don't bother. They always end up attacking the wrong country.
http://news.yahoo.com/mexico-man-almost-loses-genitals-pitbull-attack-100238589.html
ALBUQUERQUE N.M. (Reuters) - A New Mexico man almost lost his genitals to a dog bite when a 90-pound (40-kg) mixed breed pitbull attacked his eight-year-old daughter and he intervened to rescue her, police said on Sunday.
Authorities say the dog, named Stitches, bit the girl in the face on Saturday, puncturing the child's cheek. Her 35-year-old father, who was not named, moved quickly to save her.
Police say it then attacked him, latching onto his groin.
"When we got on the scene the man was bleeding severely and holding his groin," said Albuquerque Police Department spokesman Simon Drobik, who was among the officers that responded.
"It was really bad."
He said fire department paramedics rushed the man to the University of New Mexico Hospital, where his wounds were listed as severe lacerations and partial detachment of the genitals.
The eight-year-old was treated at the scene and released to her mother. The family told police they recently inherited the house and Stitches from the man's grandfather, who passed away. They said they had only moved in three days before the attack.
Animal Control officials removed the dog from the property. They said it will be held for 10 days during which the family can reclaim it, otherwise it will be put up for adoption.