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Obama jokes like an Asshole


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2014 Oct 21, 5:23am   8,094 views  53 comments

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http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/21/politics/obama-early-voting-jokes/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Washington (CNN) -- Even the President of the United States has to deal with jealous boyfriends.
Casting his ballot in Chicago on Monday, Obama stood at a voting booth next to Aia Cooper, whose fiancé, Mike Jones, decided to crack wise with the president.
"Mr. President, don't touch my girlfriend," Jones quipped as he walked by the two.
"I really wasn't planning on it," Obama replied, joking that Jones was "an example of a brother just embarrassing you for no reason."
A clearly embarrassed Cooper apologized for her boyfriend, telling the President she knew her boyfriend was going to "say something smart," but she didn't know what.
At least she would go back home with a good story as Obama joked that she would tell her friends and family, "I can't believe Mike, he is such a fool."
"But fortunately, the President was nice about it, so it's alright," Obama said, imagining how Cooper would tell the story.
Obama got back at Jones after voting, with a hug and a kiss for his fiancé.
"On the cheek, just the cheek -- please, Michelle, don't come after me -- just the cheek!" Cooper told CNN affiliate WLS-TV after voting.
"Now, he's really jealous," Obama told Cooper.

Very regal Mr. President, in a ghetto ass way...

The proper response would have been to fire your security detail, not get in a petty squabble with your voting base, then sit there and stew like punk ass bitch.

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41   Y   2014 Oct 21, 1:35pm  

I heard he had planters for awhile...

humanity says

Maybe that was his son that we took out in Pakistan. Maybe Bin Laden was very ill, and not wnating to mave around a lot, which would have been a reason for him to keep a low profile.

42   Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 21, 1:42pm  

marcus says

I see someone is still peddling worn out lies from 2009. Can't you find some brand new shiny 2014 lies to sell us ?

My credibility has held up better than Obama's has since 2009.

See folks Marcus remembers, you remember, I didn't just read this in the funny papers I said this when it went down.

Who was that guy, probably the guy that we killed that pissed the guy off that called the first guy that started putting together ISIS. That's Who.

That's probably why Obama don't want to fuck with them to much. Like one of those Crazy bitches you fucked, and you just ignore them when you bump into them around your wife. You just hope the bitch doesn't say something stupid and you just wish she'd go away. But you definitely don't want to provoke her in anyway. She could ask you to hit your self and you would.

"You Bastard you killed Omar Jahaffar"

43   Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 23, 9:16am  

My credibility is Like a ROCK!

The Obama administration is claiming executive privilege over more than 15,000 documents related to Operation Fast and Furious, including correspondence between Attorney General Eric Holder and his wife, according to records received Wednesday night by the watchdog group Judicial Watch.

Last month, a federal judge ordered the Justice Department to release to Judicial Watch the list of documents, known as a “Vaughn index,” that it is withholding from the public, calling its requests for further delays “unconvincing.”

The 1,307-page Vaughn index lists 15,662 documents related to Operation Fast and Furious that the Obama administration is asserting executive privilege over—the first time that full list and description of the records has been released.

According to Judicial Watch, the withheld documents include communications between top officials at the Justice Department and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF), as well as with the United States Ambassador to Mexico.

The Obama administration is also asserting executive privilege over nearly 20 emails between Holder and his wife Sharon Malone.

You keep believing the fairy tales and comedy skits he keeps selling you Suckers.

44   marcus   2014 Oct 23, 12:32pm  

CaptainShuddup says

My credibility is Like a ROCK!

Sinking fast in the lake we call patrick.net.

45   Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 23, 12:37pm  

I've never told a lie here but I've been called a liar, yelled at and told Bush was liar as well. Obama hasn't told one single truth since he took office.

I only wish it was 2016 already. I think Ronald Reagan's corpse would win over any Democrat offering. And that would be a Zombie with Alzheimer.

46   Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 23, 1:05pm  

Welp you got me on technicality, I should just say what you read and not what I mean. Would that make it easier for you?

47   Y   2014 Oct 23, 1:35pm  

Actually, you have him on a technicality....

CaptainShuddup says

Welp you got me on technicality,

Apparently, neither are you.
A L.I.E. is when you say something as if it were true, when you know it is not true.

marcus says

Apparently you're not real clear on what lying means. When you're talking, if you say something that's not true, thet's called a L I E.

48   Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 23, 1:42pm  

Look I don't care how you guys say it, Obama chopped down the damn Cherry tree and blamed Bush.

49   marcus   2014 Oct 23, 2:07pm  

SoftShell says

Apparently, neither are you.

A L.I.E. is when you say something as if it were true, when you know it is not true.

marcus says

Apparently you're not real clear on what lying means. When you're talking, if you say something that's not true, thet's called a L I E.

Wrong. I really do not believe he knows what lying is. I hear right wingers lying like crazy all the time. An example would be the birther nonsense. It's not about thinking it's true. It's about the fact that maybe some of the republicans core retards or racists might buy it. Maybe it will catch on and as a negative against Obama. That's what's important to you dimbulb liars. It's fun. HE wore a tan summer suit today, can you believe that ! Let's see if that sticks ! Weeeeee.

50   Y   2014 Oct 23, 2:10pm  

sounds more like propaganda....

marcus says

It's not about thinking it's true. It's about the fact that maybe some of the republicans core retards or racists might buy it.

51   marcus   2014 Oct 23, 10:53pm  

CaptainShuddup says

Look I don't care how you guys say it, Obama chopped down the damn Cherry tree and blamed Bush.

So you're saying that historically speaking, for a lot of people he'll be right up there with George Washington ?

52   Tenpoundbass   2014 Oct 23, 10:57pm  

No I'm saying he surpassed G.W. Bush for his name being synonymous with Lying.

53   HEY YOU   2014 Oct 24, 2:01am  

G.H.W. Bush: Read my lips,no new taxes.
G.W. Bush: Iraq has WMD.

I'm sure they simply misspoke.

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