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Taliban militants caught having sex with cow in Badakhshan
2014 Nov 6, 1:14am 5,962 views 24 comments
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Ceffer
2014 Nov 6, 1:53am
Cows are cleaner, you have to bend over and wear boots when fucking goats and sheep.
Ceffer
2014 Nov 6, 1:59am
I hope your not sharing that info from personal experiences... :)
....say the academic studies on such issues.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Nov 6, 2:37am
"You can chop our heads off, rape our women, and burn down our villages, but don't you touch my Cow."
These guys are getting killed left and right by the Taliban, but they get upset over a sacred Cow, and they go all Rambo on them and defeat a whole squad of militants with just a ginger root.
justme
2014 Nov 6, 2:48am
Realtors without Boundaries. It's like Doctors without Borders, except it is not.
Sounds like they would make good Realtors.
Dan8267
2014 Nov 6, 2:52am
A group of Taliban militants were captured by local residents in northeastern Badakhshan province while they were having sex with a cow.
The officials furhter added that the militants were initially disarmed by villagers and were then beaten.
Most incompetent militants ever.
In related news, it wasn't an actual cow, but Agent CallItCrazy in disguise.
zzyzzx
2014 Nov 6, 8:53am
Lots of americans have sex with cows. The 2 legged variety
I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to bring this up.
Strategist
2014 Nov 6, 8:56am
Lots of americans have sex with cows. The 2 legged variety
I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to bring this up.
How does someone even find the vagina?
New Renter
2014 Nov 6, 8:56am
Lots of americans have sex with cows. The 2 legged variety
I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to bring this up.
Which one is you?
Strategist
2014 Nov 6, 10:24am
That's gross. We need to clean this up ...
Ok, now I feel better.
That's great :) They lost weight.
I feel better too. Thanks Rin.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Nov 6, 2:28pm
I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to bring this up.
Let's hope we're never in a situation where we are forced to chose the red head.
lostand confused
2014 Nov 6, 2:35pm
I was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to bring this up.
Let's hope we're never in a situation where we are forced to chose the red head.
The redhead-the blonde scared me!!
Maybe the Taliban were captured and tortured at Guantanamo bay by forcing them to have sex with these cows and now can only have sex with cows??
Dan8267
2014 Nov 7, 12:07am
You got your wife to pose in a row boat?? Wow, what did you have to promise her, that you would use the KY tonight so she wouldn't go moo?
Honey, you can't just take a put-down someone flung at you and slightly re-word it as a come-back. That's the rhetorical equivalent of I know you are but what am I. It shows a complete lack of creativity and intelligence.
Dan8267
2014 Nov 7, 2:09am
I know you're gay
As usual, what conservative bigots "know" has no bearing on reality. Your absolute certainty of something that is false illustrates why your opinions on any subject matter should not be taken seriously.
Strategist
2014 Nov 7, 2:26am
I know you're gay
As usual, what conservative bigots "know" has no bearing on reality. Your absolute certainty of something that is false illustrates why your opinions on any subject matter should not be taken seriously.
If you're gay, you're gay. I don't give a damn.
But I did say on the other thread you should go to Russia. Being gay is illegal in that nice country, so we might have to find another place for you, unless, of course you still wish to live in the worst country ever...USA. :)
Tenpoundbass
2014 Nov 7, 2:44am
First they want us to acknowledge them with an award ceremony, then they call us bigots when we acknowledge as such.
Perhaps they really are women trapped in a man's body.
http://www.khaama.com/taliban-militants-caught-having-copulation-with-cow-in-badakhshan-8925
A group of Taliban militants were captured by local residents in northeastern Badakhshan province while they were having sex with a cow.
According to local security officials, the militants were caught by villagers of Farghmanj in Jorm district on Monday.
The officials furhter added that the militants were initially disarmed by villagers and were then beaten.
Deputy provincial governor Gul Mohammad Bidar said they are aware of the incident involving a number of Taliban militants sexually abusing cows.
He said the local residents have launched a demonstration agains the Taliban militants for committing such a shameful act.
According to Bidar, the two militants have managed to flee the area and have gone to another place under the control of Taliban militants.