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Russian Lawmaker Proposes Mailing Putin Sperm to Impregnate Russian Women
2014 Nov 7, 12:05am 6,566 views 21 comments
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Dan8267
2014 Nov 7, 12:56am
The Russian-language newspaper, Trust, is reporting that an actual lawmaker—albeit one with a history of strange ideas—has introduced to the State Duma a bill that proposes extending the greatness of Russian by having children using the sperm of Vladimir Putin.
Putin is to Russia's right-wing nutcases what Reagan is to ours and for the exact same reasons.
justme
2014 Nov 7, 1:53am
Sounds like a reciipe for a big Civil War among the Princelings in about 20 years.
PS: Let's call them Putin's Putas.
Ceffer
2014 Nov 7, 2:10am
Are Putin's Putas like Reese's PIeces?
Another idiot female proposal. Putin would have to hand pick them for a personal stropping, none of this mail order foolishness.
Who wants their sperm implanted in random, dumb, slope browed, knuckle dragging fatass bitches who are just doing it for a regular paycheck? Do they think this is American welfare in the ghetto?
Shaman
2014 Nov 7, 2:18am
I guess there are crazy right/left wing politicians in Russia too! What a surprise ...
Ceffer
2014 Nov 7, 2:29am
It's good to be King. The state takes care of all of your child support payments, and no sniveling, whining cavilling preggos running your ass down.
They just sing praises for your "sanctifying balm" (AFcopyright).
Strategist
2014 Nov 7, 2:37am
Russian Lawmaker Proposes Mailing Putin Sperm to Impregnate Russian Women
If they used my sperm instead, Russia's problems would be solved.
Ceffer
2014 Nov 7, 2:48am
Pubic hair dental floss for Fearless Leader!
Daily multiple pubic scrub facials and spermlettings so Great Commander can think clearly for the people!
MisdemeanorRebel
2014 Nov 7, 2:49am
You gotta understand something.
Russian Women like Real Men who tag tigers and go hiking and ride horses and bale the hay and carry the loads.
They don't like Skinny, Hairless Metrosexuals but Solid, Hairy Bears.
In Russia, opening doors and carrying loads for women is considered flirting - the first stage in a potential relationship. In America, opening doors and carrying loads for women is considered weak and desperate, the first stage in rejection.
They haven't been poisoned by Western-style feminism yet.
Western Woman Heartthrob, Conchita Wurst, Eurovision Contest
Russian Woman Heatthrob, Aleksandr "Babai" Mogilev, Don Cossack
Strategist
2014 Nov 7, 3:02am
You gotta understand something.
Russian Women like Real Men who tag tigers and go hiking and ride horses and bale the hay and carry the loads.
They don't like Skinny, Hairless Metrosexuals but Solid, Hairy Bears.
In Russia, opening doors and carrying loads for women is considered flirting - the first stage in a potential relationship. In America, opening doors and carrying loads for women is considered weak and desperate, the first stage in rejection.
They haven't been poisoned by Western-style feminism yet.
I liked all the hot Russian women in James Bond movies.
New Renter
2014 Nov 7, 4:58am
If Russia really wants to increase their population they can agree to allow us to deport our illegal aliens there .
AFTER we've used them up as cheap labor of course.
They can also send us their hottest women to be naturally impregnated by high quality American seed then return to Russia to raise the children at the expense of the state.
Its a Win-Win!
Dan8267
2014 Nov 7, 5:02am
OK, so whose sperm is going to sell better, Putins or Steven Colbert's formula 401?
Tenpoundbass
2014 Nov 7, 6:54am
I don't think he understands that's not how Russian mail order brides works?
Strategist
2014 Nov 7, 7:41am
If Russia really wants to increase their population they can agree to allow us to deport our illegal aliens there .
AFTER we've used them up as cheap labor of course.
Our illegal aliens are loyal to us. Think Putin will build a resort for them?
Does Russia even grow strawberries?
They can also send us their hottest women to be naturally impregnated by high quality American seed then return to Russia to raise the children at the expense of the state.
Its a Win-Win!
What if they love the California beaches so much, they refuse to leave.
I'm willing to go there and impregnate a dozen at the same time. Putin can watch. Maybe he'll learn something.
New Renter
2014 Nov 7, 10:09am
I don't think he understands that's not how Russian mail order brides works?
If you're speaking to me I'm not proposing marriage here, just being a baby daddy on someone else's dime.
Strategist says
Our illegal aliens are loyal to us. Think Putin will build a resort for them?
Absolutely, Siberia is full of them!
Does Russia even grow strawberries?
Yes:
http://www.novagrim.com/Pages/2000_2011_strawberry_statistics_EN.aspx
They really like the wild kind that unlike its industrial cousin tastes awesome but is an absolute bi!ch to pick.
Which is why they need more illegals.
What if they love the California beaches so much, they refuse to leave.
That's what INS is for.
I'm willing to go there and impregnate a dozen at the same time. Putin can watch. Maybe he'll learn something.
I dunno, I'm guessing one look at his shirtless torso and you'll lose your mission purpose.
Strategist
2014 Nov 7, 11:37am
Our illegal aliens are loyal to us. Think Putin will build a resort for them?
Absolutely, Siberia is full of them!
Does Russia even grow strawberries?
Yes:
http://www.novagrim.com/Pages/2000_2011_strawberry_statistics_EN.aspx
They really like the wild kind that unlike its industrial cousin tastes awesome but is an absolute bi!ch to pick.
Which is why they need more illegals.
So what do we have. Resorts in frozen Siberia where strawberries grow. The Russians will have to learn Spanish, because the Mexicans for sure are not gonna learn Russian.
What if they love the California beaches so much, they refuse to leave.
That's what INS is for.
We have an INS? Even the Mexicans will be shocked.
Ceffer
2014 Nov 7, 11:54am
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
How many FUR-PIE FACIALS can Putin enjoy in one day?
Doesn't Russia deserve an answer?
Next time Obama calls Putin a bottom feeder, Putin will regard it as positive testimony to his virility.
He'll offer to let Obama and Michelle smell his face.
MisdemeanorRebel
2014 Nov 7, 12:37pm
Is that Jesus?
Austrian Eurovision Song Contest entrant, Conchita Wurst.
This might be better for the awful song thread, but:
http://www.WmL7m0by4UQ
Nowhere near as good as Putin's Cover of Blueberry Hill:
http://www.IV4IjHz2yIo
(No Bullshit, click play)
New Renter
2014 Nov 7, 1:09pm
So what do we have. Resorts in frozen Siberia where strawberries grow. The Russians will have to learn Spanish, because the Mexicans for sure are not gonna learn Russian
The Russian will just speak Russian slowly and loudly.
Oh those illegals understand Russian, they're just pretending not to.
And we could take a page from the Russians on how to run a "resort" program.
http://observer.com/2014/11/russian-lawmaker-proposes-mailing-putin-sperm-to-impregnate-russian-women/
Russian Lawmaker Proposes Mailing Putin Sperm to Impregnate Russian Women
The Russian-language newspaper, Trust, is reporting that an actual lawmaker—albeit one with a history of strange ideas—has introduced to the State Duma a bill that proposes extending the greatness of Russian by having children using the sperm of Vladimir Putin. To the best of our research, the Observer is the first to translate this strange proposal into English.
“The essence of my proposition is simple”, says the Chairwoman Of Parliamentary Commission on Women's affairs, Children and Family, Yelena Borisovna Mizoulina. “Each female citizen of Russia will be able to receive by mail the genetic material of the President, get pregnant from him and have a baby. These mothers will be receiving special allowances from the government.”
Ms. Mizoulina, who holds a PhD in law, made the proposal in a roundtable discussion regarding the issue of fertility and Russia. She went on to describe what would happen after President Putin's babies were born, presuming that they will be male, at least in the translation commissioned by the Observer.
“And after the birth of the child, he will have to be given to be raised into the special institutions that resemble Souvorov Schools with the aim that he will be loyal to the Motherland and personally to the President of RF.” A Souvorov school resembled the “military boarding school” concept familiar to Americans and RF means Russian Federation.
“Children born from the Russian president in the future will form the military and political elite of the state,” Ms. Mizoulina is quoted as saying (her name is sometimes spelled Mizulina).
The article further states, “According to the deputy of the State Duma, the measure will contribute to the improvement of the demographic situation and the education of the population in the spirit of patriotism.”
At least one Russian national isn't buying it. Mikhail Klikishin told the Observer the story is “total BS from Ukrainian yellow press.”
Ms. Mizoulina, who holds an office roughly equivalent to that of a US Representative, is associated with the Dima Yakovlev Law and other efforts to prevent Americans from adopting Russian children. She is also known for odd proposals that express patriotism and concern for the continuation of the Russian nation. She recently recommended that all remaining Russian Jews consider leaving the country, stating, “We have enough problems.” In the spring of this year, she introduced a bill that banned higher education for young women who had yet to give birth before, presumably because Russian women are waiting too long to repopulate the state. Finally Ms. Mizoulina also drafted a law prohibiting “sexual intercourse in the territory of the Republic of Crimea and Sevastopol.” To the certain relief of summering Russians, the law was not adopted.
#crime