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I Dare You To:

By Robber Baron Elite Scum follow Robber Baron Elite Scum   2014 Dec 17, 3:25pm 2,065 views   4 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

1. Take a shit and than eat your own feces.
2. Walk into any busy shopping mall with a full bladder and start pissing on anyone in sight.
3. Go to a Car Dealership. Take a dildo and start shoving it up your ass.
4. Find a gay HIV infected butt-buddy and have unprotected sex with a lust and fetish to be infected.
5. Infect others with HIV, after getting it yourself.
6. Put Your dick inside your asshole and than walk in a shopping mall completely nude with your dick up your ass.
7. Find a police officer; kidnap him and than fuck him in the asshole.
8. Ask your father if you can suck his dick. Suck his dick anyway, if he refuses.
9. Ask women if they would fuck you in the ass with a strap-on.
10. Masturbate in public and run up to someone right before ejaculating on them.

Choose any of the above or all of them.

1   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Dec 17, 3:44pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Choose any of the above or all of them.

None of these things is as vile as voting Republican.

2   Robber Baron Elite Scum   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 17, 3:50pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Dan8267 says

None of these things is as vile as voting Republican.

Than I dare you to cut your balls off.

3   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Dec 17, 4:00pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Robber Baron Elite Scum says

Dan8267 says

None of these things is as vile as voting Republican.

Than I dare you to cut your balls off.

I did cut one off, but then Miley Cyrus used it in a video.

Better keep the other one least Michael Bay gets any ideas for a sequel to Armageddon.

4   indigenous   ignore (0)   2014 Dec 17, 9:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

RBES you are one sick fuck.

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