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This thread needs more pics.

Is this any help?

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Rin 2015 Mar 10, 3:03pm

Here's an edit ...

(Here we go into the rally)
(The crowd gathers..)

Rin's Hooks!
RIN'S Hooks!!
RIN'S HOOKS!!!

(And the crowd goes wild!)

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Strategist 2015 Mar 10, 3:14pm

Is this any help?

It helps a lot, but you hide too much. Even Scandinavian TV ads show boobs. I like to see before I buy.

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Ceffer 2015 Mar 10, 3:38pm

Rin's Wide Wild World of Pootang. You'll have to wear an Australian bush hat. Ha,Ha, I said "bush".

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Strategist 2015 Mar 10, 3:53pm

Ceffer says

You'll have to wear an Australian bush

Me and Rin are planning lunch in one. Isn't that what you are supposed to do when you go down under?

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Rin 2015 Mar 10, 5:43pm

http://www.youtube.com/embed/4bv_ALKkTjQ

Ceffer says

You'll have to wear an Australian bush

Me and Rin are planning lunch in one. Isn't that what you are supposed to do when you go down under?

We need to celebrate, Rock 'n Roll everyone ...

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Ceffer 2015 Mar 10, 7:55pm

They even let you wear the hookers out in public in Australia?

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Strategist 2015 Mar 10, 8:51pm

I just found 20 of Rin's girlfriends.

http://hiddenplaybook.com/prepare-drool-20-pics-hot-si-swimsuit-models/?utm_medium=traffic&utm_source=gravity&utm_campaign=gravity

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Rin 2015 Mar 11, 8:28am

And then there are those who say that money doesn't buy happiness.

What a load of crap!

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Vicente 2015 Mar 11, 8:33am

zzyzzx says

You say that like it's a bad thing???

Forgive me. The correct technical term would be whoremongers I suppose.

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MisdemeanorRebel 2015 Mar 11, 9:30am

I don't like cleanly shaved pubic hair on women - because I like to feel like Tarzan in the Jungle

"Ah wooga booga booga!!!!"

Vicente says

Forgive me. The correct technical term would be whoremongers I suppose.

"Punters" I've heard.

69 Blurtman 2015 Mar 11, 10:08am

We were wine tasting in Temecula over the weekend. Trust me, the tipsy women were ready to give me and and my friend their phone numbers. Our wives were shopping at that particular time. :)

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Strategist 2015 Mar 11, 10:09am

I don't like cleanly shaved pubic hair on women - because I like to feel like Tarzan in the Jungle

"Ah wooga booga booga!!!!"

Shaved looks pretty. Feels smooth and sexy.

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Strategist 2015 Mar 11, 10:12am

Blurtman says

Too young for me. I prefer hot, sexy, slim, experienced, desperate, horny, noncommittal, buzzed, clean and hygienic. And in the 40's.
Is that too much to ask for?

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Shaman 2015 Mar 11, 10:13am

What good is a phone number from a tipsy woman? Once they sober up they will just think of you as a creeper and themselves as stupid drunk to have ever given out their REAL numbers! Or they'll remember they have a boyfriend or at least some guy they've been working on and won't answer anyway. Nope, you've got to go down while the slide is wet!

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Strategist 2015 Mar 11, 10:15am

Too young for me. I prefer hot, sexy, slim, experienced, desperate, horny, noncommittal, buzzed, clean and hygienic. And in the 40's.

Is that too much to ask for?

And shaved, eager, willing, giving, creative, flexible, understanding, and skilled.

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MisdemeanorRebel 2015 Mar 11, 10:23am

http://www.youtube.com/embed/yBVCsezkR2M

Shaved looks pretty. Feels smooth and sexy.

Sometimes it's not so smooth - OUCH!

75 anonymous 2015 Mar 11, 10:23am

"creative"

Hey , we're all friends here. If you like a finger or two knuckle deep up your backside, nothing wrong with that.

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Shaman 2015 Mar 11, 10:29am

"Hey , we're all friends here. If you like a finger or two knuckle deep up your backside, nothing wrong with that."

The problem comes when you're getting the greatest massage of your life and suddenly you wonder: How the hell does she have a hand on each of my shoulders and a finger in my butt?

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Rin 2015 Mar 11, 10:34am

This is great, no talk about dating, relationships, the value of a deeply committed relationship as result of trust and love. Awesome!

This was what I was looking for, a true meeting of the minds of real guys, not henpecked love/marriage types.

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Strategist 2015 Mar 11, 10:56am

This is great, no talk about dating, relationships, the value of a deeply committed relationship as result of trust and love. Awesome!

This was what I was looking for, a true meeting of the minds of real guys, not henpecked love/marriage types.

We are learning Rin, we are learning. How do you rate us so far? Do I get an "A" ??

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Ceffer 2015 Mar 11, 11:01am

Those tipsy women are just looking to get you in trouble. Don't think they know you are already with somebody? Attractive women are never alone like in the movies with their come hither aggression. In real life, they all keep a stable of hovering male wallets at various distances of tease, and often like to attract new men just to have the pleasure of one of their hovering wallets beat the crap out of them. Or even better, ruin the man's primary relationship.

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Rin 2015 Mar 11, 11:03am

Rin says

This is great, no talk about dating, relationships, the value of a deeply committed relationship as result of trust and love. Awesome!

This was what I was looking for, a true meeting of the minds of real guys, not henpecked love/marriage types.

We are learning Rin, we are learning. How do you rate us so far? Do I get an "A" ??

Yes, you get an 'A'.

Now, I'm waiting for the day, when after you'd been to a 5 star brothel, that you report on PatNet, how awesome it was!

Since I hadn't been to Cancun, I can't vouch for that one.

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Rin 2015 Mar 11, 3:32pm

Ceffer says

Those tipsy women are just looking to get you in trouble. Don't think they know you are already with somebody?

I once had one, get tipsy and start eye-ing me, right in front of her BF. He was mad as hell but since I was with two other male friends, all taller/stronger than him, he simply gave me the dirty look.

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Rin 2015 Mar 11, 4:05pm

From other thread ...

For the most part, I feel that they're a waste of time.

If I need stuff fixed, I'll hire a carpenter
If I need a cleaner, I'll hire a maid.
If I need a chef, I'll hire a cook.
If I need a boink, I'll hire a hoe.
If I need an exercise partner, I'll hang out at the YMCA.
If I need a dinner partner, I'll just hang out with a friend.
If I need a candle lit dinner partner, It'll be a female acquaintance.
If I need a dance partner, It'll also be a female acquaintance.
If I want to rant/rave (about STEM shortage lies, society not approving of hoes, etc), I'll get on PatNet.

You see, life is neatly compartmentalized.

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Strategist 2015 Mar 11, 5:31pm

We are learning Rin, we are learning. How do you rate us so far? Do I get an "A" ??

Yes, you get an 'A'.

Now, I'm waiting for the day, when after you'd been to a 5 star brothel, that you report on PatNet, how awesome it was!

Since I hadn't been to Cancun, I can't vouch for that one.

Thanks, I deserve that "A"
Someone gave you a "dislike" on that. They must be so jealous.

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Strategist 2015 Mar 11, 6:04pm

If I need stuff fixed, I'll hire a carpenter

I wait 6 months, try and do it myself, mess up and my wife makes me call the carpenter.

If I need a cleaner, I'll hire a maid.

My wife does most of the cleaning, and makes me help her.

If I need a chef, I'll hire a cook.

My wife. I ain't cooking.

If I need a boink, I'll hire a hoe.

My wife. I just jump on her.

If I need an exercise partner, I'll hang out at the YMCA.

My dog on our daily hikes. sometimes wife too.

If I need a dinner partner, I'll just hang out with a friend.

Me too.

If I need a candle lit dinner partner, It'll be a female acquaintance.

My wife.

If I need a dance partner, It'll also be a female acquaintance.

My wife.

If I want to rant/rave (about STEM shortage lies, society not approving of hoes, etc), I'll get on PatNet.

Yup, sounds good.

You see, life is neatly compartmentalized.

My life is controlled by my wife. :( I need to get rid of that woman. :)

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Rin 2015 Mar 11, 6:19pm

Rin says

You see, life is neatly compartmentalized.

My life is controlled by my wife. :( I need to get rid of that woman. :)

You won't believe how many guys have told me exactly that. I've stopped keeping count.

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Rin 2015 Mar 12, 7:40pm

Strategist, you've got to keep bumping up this thread. This is our finest work and needs to live on.

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Vicente 2015 Mar 12, 8:51pm

I don't like cleanly shaved pubic hair on women - because I like to feel like Tarzan in the Jungle

"Ah wooga booga booga!!!!"

Too bad 90's porn made bald eagle fashionable.

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Ceffer 2015 Mar 13, 1:20am

I always thought the shaved beaver was some kind of pseudo pederasty thing. Or maybe just being able to see what's on the menu without the garnish.

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Strategist 2015 Mar 13, 8:21am