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So cute.
Mama bear takes baby bears for swimming lessons and fun at the park.
Mammals have so much in common.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Tossing a toaster in the pool or letting them have it with your discount flame thrower would put things under control.

What? Consider this the end of our friendship.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Tossing a toaster in the pool or letting them have it with your discount flame thrower would put things under control.

The video ends with the woman saying that the bear is about to electrocute itself in the pool. If you want to see the rest, evidently you have to pay. That's the American way.

he didn't say it was plugged in...

Strategist says

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Tossing a toaster in the pool or letting them have it with your discount flame thrower would put things under control.

What? Consider this the end of our friendship.

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

Dan8267 says

the bear is about to electrocute itself in the pool. If you want to see the rest, evidently you have to pay. That's the American way.

I saw the bear pulling the electric pump into the pool and thought this is gonna be great with the bear bursting into flames and running all over the neighborhood eating cops and nuns and shit.

But No!

I never have any fun.

What about going to Syria? They have so much fun. You could join ISIS and spy for us.

Call it KKKrazy says

Things are getting tight at Call It Crazy's house and he needs to make a mortgage payment. Look at it this way, Dan, you finally get to see his ratty backyard pool.

So which floatie was the boat he was bragging about?