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Hard core cardio, or a fat blunt of some raw kush, ftw!

Ever go to a hotel and check out the exercise room and go: "Dammit, they only have hamster wheels here!"

Still sounds like promotion. Find receptors that cannabinoids activate. Then find the endogenous chemicals that activate these receptors natively and call them "endocannabinoids". That is not appropriate because it implies that our body produces a kind of THC and that cannabinoids are "natural". Cart before the horse.

One would more appropriately state that cannabinoids merely overlap the activation of the native receptor with the endogenously produced ligands. Cannabinoids should be called "overlapping ligands". The endogenous ligands should not be referenced as "endocannabinoids" especially if the endogenous ligands don't bear a direct chemical relationship to cannabinoids. It seems intentionally misleading.

Scientific name hack from the lobby, or an attempt to get funding from the lobby for research.

I ran a 100 yd. dash,now I've got a rush.

I ran a 100 yd. dash, and now I don't care any more and can't remember my time. Must be those endocannabinoids.

Ixnay on the cannabinoids talk. Our resident marijuana rape victim is in earshot.

Ceffer sleeps with his nighty lighty on so the big sour diesel boogie man wont come get him!

Marijuana Rape! Now, my own body is raping me with Marijuana!

Where are my reparations!

100 Yd dash ain't hard core cardio. A professional athlete can run that in a little over 10 seconds. Not enough time for the effect to take place. What's referred to is strenuous activity in the 80%-100% target heart rate zone in the interval of 30 minutes.

My body is my hookah.