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My girlfriend was out of town and I miss her!


               
2015 Oct 9, 11:47am   1,081 views  2 comments

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/beach-bum-busted-906527

Man Offers Cop Terrible Explanation For Why He Was Masturbating On Beach

After a cop caught him masturbating last night on a Florida beach, Byron Christianoudis apologized and offered an explanation, of sorts, for his alleged lewd behavior.

"My girlfriend was out of town and I miss her,” the 44-year-old Sarasota resident said, according to a criminal complaint.

Christianoudis was "sitting in the sand near the sand dunes” when Officer Darin Rath of the Indian Shores Police Department approached him from behind around 6 PM. Rath reported watching Christianoudis "rubbing his genital area (masturbating).”

While pleasuring himself, Christianoudis appeared to be "watching an adult female and a minor female child walking down the waters edge,” Rath noted.

When confronted by the cop, Christianoudis "made a spontaneous statement and apologized for his actions.” And then he spoke of pining for his departed sweetheart.

Christianoudis was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail, where he is being held on $250 bond.

#crime

#masturbate

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1   Ceffer   2015 Oct 9, 12:03pm  

His girl friend usually masturbates him in public on the beach. Cop has no heart.

2   Vicente   2015 Oct 9, 8:54pm  

=It's at night on a pretty deserted beach. No indication anyone saw and reported him.
Cop just wanted to roust the poor wanker.

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